Here’s some yarn. Make me one now.
Now that reminds me of an old yarn…
That tale isn’t made up of whole cloth.
I’d like a double dozen double damask dinner napkins.
Say that ten times fast!
(Takes a deep breath.) thatthatthatthatthatthat thatthatthatthat that
I knew that would happen.
Look what you made me do.
Not me mate, it was like this when i got here.
That’s a larf, innit?
That’s the noise you make in the back of the throat when you find something very funny.
Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck!
Oh, a wise guy, huh?
Isn’t it a few months early for the three wise guys?
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
The Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria
Santa Claus, Frosty and Rudolph
Alvin; Simon; and Theodore
Snap, Crackle and Pop!
No more Rice Kriiispies!
We’ve run out of Rice Kriiiiiispies!!
My tears will not stop
Until I hear…