# Free Association v2.0 (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 1, 2025, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734 "2025-05-01T01:56:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/721 "2025-08-24T15:52:07Z")
Double-yolked egg ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/722 "2025-08-24T17:37:59Z")
“Right. Like the eggs that rooster was gonna lay. Except roosters don’t lay eggs, do they?” “_Don’t_ they?” “No. It’s a lady thing, apparently. Ask your mum.” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2025, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/723 "2025-08-24T18:41:24Z")
What’s the difference between males and females in poultry? Males have a cloaca dagger. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/724 "2025-08-25T01:34:38Z")
I dream of a world in which a chicken’s motives in crossing the road will not be questioned. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/725 "2025-08-25T15:01:14Z")
The chicken did not cross the road. The chicken was picked up by ICE and removed to an undisclosed third world nation. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2025, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/726 "2025-08-25T15:44:36Z")
Once a chicken is processed it’s prudent to keep it on ice until ready to use. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/727 "2025-08-26T03:04:13Z")
Or so Col. Sanders once told me. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/728 "2025-08-26T03:15:14Z")
True story: Colonel Harland Sanders was on “What’s My Line?” in 1963, the panel was not blindfolded, he was wearing his now-legendary accoutrements, and the panel couldn’t guess his profession. A modern viewer would recognize him by name alone, obviously, let alone by appearance. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2025, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/729 "2025-08-26T03:19:49Z")
Per Wiki, “After a while, [Atty. and later Col. Harland] Sanders began to practice law in Little Rock, which he did for three years, earning enough in fees for his family to move with him. His legal career ended after a courtroom brawl with his own client destroyed his reputation.” I had no idea! ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/730 "2025-08-27T05:13:20Z")
That attorney is client-lickin’ good! ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/731 "2025-08-27T06:14:48Z")
client-server model ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/732 "2025-08-27T17:23:29Z")
model home ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/733 "2025-08-27T18:09:48Z")
Howard and Raj are on their way over. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/734 "2025-08-28T01:53:35Z")
Tyra Banks ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/735 "2025-08-28T03:37:30Z")
Federal Reserve Banks ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/736 "2025-08-28T13:21:16Z")
Saving Mr. Banks ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/737 "2025-08-28T13:35:08Z")
Saving private banks (they’re too big to fail) ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2025, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/738 "2025-08-28T22:32:07Z")
Saving Private Ryan ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/739 "2025-08-29T00:24:03Z")
Howard Stern’s Private Parts ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2025, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/740 "2025-08-29T03:05:39Z")
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