# Free Association v2.0 (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 1, 2025, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734 "2025-05-01T01:56:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2025, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/941 "2025-09-24T21:47:15Z")
Elmo was declared 4-F for being ticklish. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/942 "2025-09-26T02:34:18Z")
But he was never Elvish. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/943 "2025-09-26T03:22:34Z")
Was he an Elvish impersonator? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/944 "2025-09-26T14:49:01Z")
Well, the world’s in a great commotion, From the Misty Mountains back to the Shire, The Hobbits are sneakin’ the One Ring From the frying pan into the Fire. “From somewhere we gotta get a hero” – That’s what the bards all sing, But they never expected the rockin’ and rollin’ I bring – It’s the return of the King. [ The Return of the King, Uh-Huh](https://tomsmith.bandcamp.com/track/return-of-the-king-uh-huh), by Tom Smith. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/945 "2025-09-26T15:13:02Z")
If you go down in the streets today, baby, you better, You better open your eyes. Folk down there really don’t care, really don’t care, don’t care, really don’t Which, which way the pressure lies, So I’ve decided what I’m gonna do now. So I’m packing my bags for the Misty Mountains Where the spirits go now, Over the hills where the spirits fly, ooh. I really don’t know ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/946 "2025-09-27T03:37:56Z")
Yearning for Middle-earth. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/947 "2025-09-27T04:16:49Z")
Would you settle for Midgard? ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/948 "2025-09-27T06:17:02Z")
Right Guard antiperspirant ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/949 "2025-09-27T13:39:52Z")
Speed Stick ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/950 "2025-09-27T15:31:33Z")
Autostick transmission ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2025, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/951 "2025-09-28T02:58:48Z")
NASCAR, baby! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2025, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/952 "2025-09-28T05:37:20Z")
I want to go FAST! ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2025, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/953 "2025-09-28T13:47:57Z")
But you need to EAT something! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2025, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/954 "2025-09-28T17:25:14Z")
And DON’T eat fast. Remember to chew each bite 47 times. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2025, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/955 "2025-09-28T22:01:55Z")
Chewie, get us out of here! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2025, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/956 "2025-09-29T03:12:51Z")
Help me, Mr. Wizard! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2025, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/957 "2025-09-29T12:44:32Z")
Drizzle, drazzle, druzzle, drome, time for this one to come home. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2025, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/958 "2025-09-29T15:04:41Z")
Inside-the-park homer ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2025, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/959 "2025-09-29T15:16:03Z")
Steve Bartman ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2025, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/960 "2025-09-30T03:55:25Z")
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