# Free Association v2.0 (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 1, 2025, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734 "2025-05-01T01:56:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 70
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1381 "2026-01-16T05:25:28Z")
_The Paper Chase_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1382 "2026-01-16T17:20:26Z")
America’s favorite old fart. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1383 "2026-01-16T19:50:33Z")
He’s so old he’s farting dust. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2026, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1384 "2026-01-16T21:12:12Z")
They _earn_ it. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2026, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1385 "2026-01-17T00:47:46Z")
When E.F. Hutton talks, people listen. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2026, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1386 "2026-01-17T00:53:44Z")
Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2026, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1387 "2026-01-17T01:10:26Z")
Well, Prof. Harold Hill’s on hand; River City’s gonna have a boy’s band. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2026, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1388 "2026-01-17T05:42:08Z")
- But Main Street’s still all cracked and broken - Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2026, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1389 "2026-01-17T17:05:16Z")
An offer you can’t refuse ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2026, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1390 "2026-01-17T17:59:55Z")
Act now! Supplies are limited! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2026, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1391 "2026-01-17T18:13:38Z")
We have found some chairs. Operators are no longer standing by. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1392 "2026-01-18T05:54:21Z")
Sit down, John. Sit down, John. For God’s sake, John, _sit down!_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1393 "2026-01-18T05:57:28Z")
Walk right in. Sit right down. Baby let your hair hang down. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1394 "2026-01-18T10:32:07Z")
In fact, hair can be rare. Fred Astaire got no hair, Nor does a chair, Nor nor a chocolate eclair, And where is the hair on a pear? Nowhere, mon frere! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1395 "2026-01-18T14:25:32Z")
Savoir Faire is everywhere! ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1396 "2026-01-18T15:31:09Z")
Renaissance Faire ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1397 "2026-01-18T17:18:16Z")
NERDS! Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd! ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2026, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1398 "2026-01-18T19:05:20Z")
Needle nardle noo ! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2026, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1399 "2026-01-19T02:06:21Z")
Ying tong iddle i po! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2026, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734/1400 "2026-01-19T18:22:53Z")
Boop boop dittem dattem wattem chu _(repeat 3x)_ And they swam and they swam right over the dam. _ **-“BB”-** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734.md?page=69) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association-v2-0-part-2/1017734.md?page=71)