Free Association v2.0

Burns

Frank

Postage

slow.

Snail

Brian

This babe they called Brian

He is not the Messiah.

Handel’s Messiah

Hallelujah!

Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition

It’s Christmas at Ground Zero: the button has been pressed.
The radio just let us know that this is not a test.

And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
“Merry Christmas to all! Now you’re all gonna die!”

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

We wish you meretricious.

Figgy pudding with tidings of custard and joy - $4.99

A custard tide? Will wonders never cease?

Boston molasses flood kills 21, injures 150!

Boston baked beans

Pahk the cah in Hahvahd yahd.