Burns
Frank
Postage
slow.
Snail
Brian
This babe they called Brian
He is not the Messiah.
Handel’s Messiah
Hallelujah!
Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition
It’s Christmas at Ground Zero: the button has been pressed.
The radio just let us know that this is not a test.
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
“Merry Christmas to all! Now you’re all gonna die!”
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
We wish you meretricious.
Figgy pudding with tidings of custard and joy - $4.99
A custard tide? Will wonders never cease?
Boston molasses flood kills 21, injures 150!
Boston baked beans
Pahk the cah in Hahvahd yahd.