Oscar Mayer
Oscar Pastorius. (the fretless blade runner)
Oscar Shumsky (the fretless violinist)
I fear a fretless banjo.
I once played banjo, but I kept picking it, and it never healed.
You can pick a banjo, but ya can’t pick your friend’s banjo.
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
Well, we shouldn’t carp on that.
No, that’s what the carpet’s for. (And it really ties the room together.)
I got a new carpet today. He’s called George, he’s a spider, and he lives in the glove compartment.
George, George, George of the jungle, strong as he can be!
I know every tree in this forest. (Crashes into a tree) There’s one of them now!
If a tree falls in the forest…
…is a bear Catholic?
Maybe he could walk into a bar next.
I think that might hurt
Walk into a bar of what?
A bar of what doesn’t kill you makes you stranger.
Ah, so, a stranger walks into a bar…
…with a leprechaun on his shoulder