Keep your ugly fuckin’ goldbrickin’ ass out of my beach community.
Look, there’s Bernie! Hi, Bernie!
I, Joseph R. Biden, do solemnly swear…
My next cat will be named Robinette.
My next cat will be named Devi.
My last cat’s name was Kudzu, for 17 years.
The family’s cat’s name is Widget.
I have Mayme, which is appropriate as she’s a fussy old lady.
Cranky Old Man
“Get the hell off my lawn!”
But we are from your lawn care service!
We had to say dickety, because the Kaiser stole our word twenty!
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