# Free Association **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 6, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048 "2012-05-06T04:21:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1016
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20308 "2014-09-22T22:40:18Z")
Apply directly to the forehead! ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20309 "2014-09-23T00:53:53Z")
It slices, it dices, it julienne fries! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20310 "2014-09-23T18:33:57Z")
How much would YOU pay for this amazing product? Don’t answer yet, because there’s MORE! ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20311 "2014-09-23T18:39:08Z")
You’d pay $990 for this, wouldn’t you? BUT WAIT! If you call now, you get amazing crapolator for only $9.99. BUT GUESS WHAT!? We’ll throw in a SECOND crapolator for only $18.99 shipping and handling! ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20312 "2014-09-23T20:48:04Z")
Hi! I’M BILLY MAYS! BACK FROM THE GRAVE TO HELP YOU SAVE WITH ZOMBIE OFF, A NEW WONDER PRODUCT YOU’LL WONDER HOW YOU LIVED WITHOUT! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20313 "2014-09-23T21:30:49Z")
Operators are standing by. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20314 "2014-09-23T21:56:10Z")
Smooth Operator ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20315 "2014-09-23T22:32:48Z")
J B Smoove ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20316 "2014-09-23T22:34:25Z")
J C Penney ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20317 "2014-09-24T02:41:42Z")
ha’penny ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20318 "2014-09-24T02:45:23Z")
Miss Moneypenny ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20319 "2014-09-24T02:57:10Z")
Mr. Money Bags ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20320 "2014-09-24T14:32:12Z")
A pair of Monocles ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20321 "2014-09-24T19:44:47Z")
A drink in each hand (for the monocles to drop into upon becoming surprised) ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20322 "2014-09-24T23:53:19Z")
worth two in the bush ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20323 "2014-09-25T03:11:02Z")
beating around the bush ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20324 "2014-09-25T22:33:16Z")
The monkey chased the weasel ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20325 "2014-09-25T22:47:20Z")
Well, I am just a monkey man… ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20326 "2014-09-25T23:03:31Z")
Barrel of Monkeys ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20327 "2014-09-26T00:06:16Z")
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