# Free Association **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 6, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048 "2012-05-06T04:21:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1029
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20569 "2014-11-03T17:59:46Z")
anal probe ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20570 "2014-11-03T20:26:25Z")
ET’s illuminated finger? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20571 "2014-11-03T20:41:25Z")
Pull my finger ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20572 "2014-11-03T20:51:09Z")
tickle my toes ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20573 "2014-11-03T21:14:27Z")
This little piggy went to the market… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20574 "2014-11-04T14:19:50Z")
“Wee wee wee” all the way home! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20575 "2014-11-04T14:42:36Z")
Depends ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20576 "2014-11-04T15:07:09Z")
Grampers ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20577 "2014-11-04T15:16:59Z")
Nana ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20578 "2014-11-04T20:32:53Z")
Banana ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20579 "2014-11-04T21:06:19Z")
Fofama ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20580 "2014-11-05T00:58:36Z")
frou-frou ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20581 "2014-11-05T01:19:03Z")
poodle dog ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20582 "2014-11-05T03:07:57Z")
labrodoodle ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20583 "2014-11-05T03:17:56Z")
snickerdoodle ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20584 "2014-11-05T17:27:09Z")
Hermits ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20585 "2014-11-05T17:30:46Z")
crabs ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20586 "2014-11-05T19:20:02Z")
Well-a, well-a, one fine morning, brighter and warmer than this one, I was a-walkin’, I say, a-walkin’ along a stretch of golden sandy beach, and after I had gone aways, with the bright sun glinting off the salty sea, I chanced upon a crab newly washed ashore. “Good morning, Mr. Crab,” I enjoined, and he replied: “Ya stupid ol’ git! Don’t y’know crabs can’t talk?!” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20587 "2014-11-05T23:33:36Z")
The animals, the animals, let’s talk dirty to the animals… ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20588 "2014-11-05T23:56:25Z")
Let’s do it like they do it on the Animal Planet. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048.md?page=1028) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048.md?page=1030)