# Free Association **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 6, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048 "2012-05-06T04:21:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1041
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20809 "2014-12-11T03:35:15Z")
Oh Christmas Tree ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20810 "2014-12-11T03:41:06Z")
Oh d@mn cat, after the ornaments again! ---
**Author:** ![eulalia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eulalia/32/457_2.png) [@eulalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eulalia)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20811 "2014-12-11T09:40:31Z")
If a tree falls in your living room… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20812 "2014-12-11T14:49:53Z")
…does Santa hear it? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20813 "2014-12-11T23:15:40Z")
Grandma got run over by a reindeer. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20814 "2014-12-11T23:16:39Z")
Look both ways before crossing the street. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20815 "2014-12-11T23:38:05Z")
Always wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20816 "2014-12-12T01:55:37Z")
Accidentally on purpose. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20817 "2014-12-12T01:59:10Z")
“HE did it!” \ ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20818 "2014-12-12T16:45:46Z")
"Mommmm, **Kat** knocked over the lamp and is blaming me for it 'cos shewaskickingtheballinthehouse!!! ---
**Author:** ![eulalia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eulalia/32/457_2.png) [@eulalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eulalia)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20819 "2014-12-12T18:21:07Z")
Time out ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20820 "2014-12-12T18:22:58Z")
Grounded ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20821 "2014-12-12T22:56:19Z")
Ground ball ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20822 "2014-12-12T23:08:14Z")
cry baby ---
**Author:** ![eulalia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eulalia/32/457_2.png) [@eulalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eulalia)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20823 "2014-12-13T09:21:17Z")
Santa baby ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20824 "2014-12-13T23:34:50Z")
All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2014, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20825 "2014-12-14T05:25:21Z")
All I Want for Christmas is You ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20826 "2014-12-14T23:16:06Z")
We wish you a merry Christmas ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2014, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20827 "2014-12-14T23:55:03Z")
We wish you the merriest, the merriest, O the merriest, Yes, the merriest ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2014, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/20828 "2014-12-15T00:44:28Z")
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