# Free Association **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 6, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048 "2012-05-06T04:21:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1096
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21909 "2015-06-03T02:23:09Z")
A wizard named… Tim? ---
**Author:** ![eulalia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eulalia/32/457_2.png) [@eulalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eulalia)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21910 "2015-06-03T09:23:30Z")
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21911 "2015-06-03T12:17:35Z")
Do not meddle in the affairs of filkers, for they are quick and people remember funny songs. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21912 "2015-06-03T14:15:24Z")
Do not make up faux-portentous warnings, for they are annoying and likely to provoke. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21913 "2015-06-03T18:28:42Z")
crying “wolf” ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21914 "2015-06-03T22:52:50Z")
Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? ---
**Author:** ![eulalia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eulalia/32/457_2.png) [@eulalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eulalia)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21915 "2015-06-04T08:11:57Z")
His hair was perfect. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21916 "2015-06-04T20:25:19Z")
Sipping a Pina Colada at Trader Vic’s ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21917 "2015-06-04T20:36:48Z")
He’ll rip your lungs out, Jim ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21918 "2015-06-04T21:42:35Z")
Breathe in, breathe out. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21919 "2015-06-04T22:06:40Z")
Inspire, expire. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21920 "2015-06-05T03:47:07Z")
Roll me in a sheet and toss me by the railroad tracks. ---
**Author:** ![eulalia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eulalia/32/457_2.png) [@eulalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eulalia)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21921 "2015-06-05T07:34:04Z")
Roll me up and smoke me when I die. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21922 "2015-06-05T16:43:27Z")
Smoke 'em if you got 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21923 "2015-06-05T18:21:27Z")
Thank you for not smoking. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21924 "2015-06-05T18:47:00Z")
Smoke’em if you got’em. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21925 "2015-06-05T20:56:04Z")
Rauchen verboten ---
**Author:** ![eulalia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eulalia/32/457_2.png) [@eulalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eulalia)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21926 "2015-06-06T07:15:54Z")
Ceci n’est pas une pipe ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21927 "2015-06-06T22:25:05Z")
Voulez vous coucher avec moi? ---
**Author:** ![eulalia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eulalia/32/457_2.png) [@eulalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eulalia)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2015, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/21928 "2015-06-07T07:55:08Z")
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