# Free Association **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 6, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048 "2012-05-06T04:21:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1193
**Author:** ![darazusa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@darazusa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darazusa)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23849 "2016-07-24T22:50:06Z")
ist das nicht eine schnitzelbank? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2016, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23850 "2016-07-24T22:50:23Z")
Anthony Weiner ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23851 "2016-07-25T01:07:18Z")
[Johnson: _[Noticing Dr. Evil’s spaceship on radar]_ Colonel, you better have a look at this radar. Colonel: What is it, son? Johnson: I don’t know, sir, but it looks like a giant– Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick: Yeah? Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard. Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge– Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker. Bird-Watching Man: _[raising binoculars]_ Ooh, Where? Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that’s not a woodpecker, it looks like someone’s– Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with– Baseball Umpire: Two balls. _[looking up from game]_ Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous– Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention! Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying– Musician: Willie. Willie Nelson: Yeah? Musician: What’s that? Willie Nelson: _[squints]_ Well, that looks like a giant– Colonel: Johnson?! Johnson: Yes, sir? Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this. _Later, as Dr. Evil is escaping:_ Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil? Johnson: No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge– Schoolteacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Otherwise known as tallywhacker, schlong or– Dad: Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner? Son: Dad? What’s that? _points at rocket_ Dad: I don’t know, son, but it’s got great big– Peanut seller: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some-- Lord Almighty! Woman: That looks just like my husband’s– Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster! One-eyed Monster: _jumps out and scares crowd, then points to the rocket_ Hey, what’s that? It looks like a big– female Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph? Woody Harrelson: Sure thing. _[Sees rocket]_ Oh my lord. Female fan: It’s big! Woody: Nah, I’ve seen bigger, it’s– Dr. Evil: _(To Mini-Me)_ Just a little prick. It’s a flu shot. You’ve been in the coldness of space.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiWQZhUmmRw) ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23852 "2016-07-25T02:38:40Z")
Flesh Gordon ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2016, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23853 "2016-07-25T04:13:45Z")
Sins of the Fleshapoids ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23854 "2016-07-28T02:00:02Z")
Hemorrhoids ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23855 "2016-07-28T05:00:32Z")
Adenoids ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23856 "2016-07-29T00:56:18Z")
tonsils ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2016, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23857 "2016-07-29T01:26:15Z")
uvulae ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23858 "2016-07-30T00:43:09Z")
ululate ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23859 "2016-07-30T01:19:28Z")
Cop in southern city to his (female) radio dispatchers: “I’m looking for a red Vulva.” ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23860 "2016-07-30T03:04:59Z")
Vuvuzela ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23861 "2016-07-30T05:40:52Z")
Auditory torture ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2016, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23862 "2016-07-30T23:57:49Z")
_Operation Nifty Package_ - the operation to capture General Noriega, during which the U.S. Army used psychological warfare, by blaring deafening rock music at him. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23863 "2016-07-31T00:31:58Z")
Rock of Ages ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23864 "2016-07-31T14:30:40Z")
stick candy ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23865 "2016-07-31T14:47:49Z")
stick horse ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23866 "2016-07-31T15:20:50Z")
[Horse-riding in _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9nXfffeAIU). ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23867 "2016-07-31T19:22:24Z")
The Cocoa-nuts ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2016, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/23868 "2016-07-31T20:12:50Z")
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