# Free Association **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 6, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048 "2012-05-06T04:21:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1233
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24649 "2017-04-19T03:04:31Z")
Push, push, in to George Bush Tip O, Tip O’ Neal ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24650 "2017-04-19T12:36:35Z")
It’s a long way to Tipperary. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24651 "2017-04-19T12:56:12Z")
A fish-like thing appeared among the annelids one day. It hadn’t any parapods nor setae to display. It hadn’t any eyes nor jaws, nor ventral nervous cord, But it had a lot of gill slits and it had a notochord. ``` Chorus: It's a long way from Amphioxus. It's a long way to us. It's a long way from Amphioxus to the meanest human cuss. Well, it's goodbye to fins and gill slits, and it's welcome lungs and hair! It's a long, long way from Amphioxus, but we all came from there. ``` ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24652 "2017-04-19T23:09:47Z")
(Bravo Prof. P.!) I’m a chordate, you’re a chordate, that peregrine falcon flying is a chordate too! ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24653 "2017-04-20T00:14:10Z")
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2017, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24654 "2017-04-22T03:49:35Z")
Cordite ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2017, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24655 "2017-04-22T15:02:16Z")
Kryptonite! Gasp! My… one… weakness… ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24656 "2017-04-23T05:22:09Z")
Kryptonite Locks ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24657 "2017-04-23T08:48:44Z")
Goldilocks ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24658 "2017-04-23T15:51:20Z")
Ursa Major, Ursa Minor and Ursula Andress ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24659 "2017-04-23T18:41:17Z")
Stop undressing me with your eyes. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24660 "2017-04-23T22:43:59Z")
Please undress me, but not with your eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2017, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24661 "2017-04-23T22:53:43Z")
Mine eyes have seen the glory. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24662 "2017-04-24T00:18:45Z")
> [@](#): > > You know, there’s been a lot of speculation tonight about Joan Rivers’ vagina–how old is it? How dry is it? How many men died during its construction? Well, good people, I have had sex with Joan Rivers. And I can tell you from experience that her much-maligned vagina is in fact a glorious thing of unparalleled beauty. > It was early in my career. I walked into a green room. Who do I see? The great Joan Rivers. At this point in my life, I’d already had sexual congress with dozens of Joan Rivers impersonators, and most were total gentlemen, like Mr. Mario Cantone. > But Joan was an animal. She quickly disrobed. Her ashy, yellow, veiny skin was cold and smooth to the touch like a dead komodo dragon, which made my young comic’s custard cannon rock hard. She spread her legs and I was immediately blinded by a flurry of bats. When the bats had cleared, I saw it-- the fabled Joan Rivers vagina. It was magnificent, a gleaming pink flower, glistening with morning dew. It filled the room with sunshine and rainbows. A unicorn looked out of it, winking as if to beckon me inside. “Take me,” Joan hissed, “fill me with your seed so that I may live another century.” > She climbed atop of two cases of Rolling Rock and began thrusting her heavenly loins upon my young comic’s goo bazooka. I shouted, “take it all mein Bobby” then she exploded, sending a hot rush of love slime sloshing to the floor where it burned a hole into the sewer below. Spent, I fell backwards tumbling into the furiously masturbating Tom Arnold, only to watch the great Joan Rivers slither away into the open drain pipe. > I’ll never forget that sight, because I haven’t been able to open my eyes since. ~Gilbert Gottfried ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24663 "2017-04-24T04:25:09Z")
Now I need to wash out my brain with bleach. ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24664 "2017-04-24T04:28:37Z")
Good God ! How do I follow that ~~~~ With this… My Vagina is like Newark. Men know it’s here, but they don’t want to visit. My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark~~Joan Rivers ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24665 "2017-04-25T01:46:38Z")
Nutbush, Virginia ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24666 "2017-04-25T03:49:08Z")
Intercourse, Pennsylvania ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24667 "2017-04-26T19:58:39Z")
Blue Ball, Pennsylvania ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/24668 "2017-04-26T21:18:04Z")
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