# Free Association **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 6, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048 "2012-05-06T04:21:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1321
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26409 "2019-09-11T13:21:05Z")
Arthur the Elephant ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26410 "2019-09-11T14:35:50Z")
Arthur Pewty [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/bwurFNKTQHs/hqdefault.jpg "Monty Python "Marriage Guidance Counsellor"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwurFNKTQHs) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26411 "2019-09-11T15:10:52Z")
Guard: Halt! Who goes there? King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England! Guard: Pull the other one! King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. Guard: What? Ridden on a horse? King Arthur: Yes! Guard: You’re using coconuts! King Arthur: What? Guard: You’ve got two empty halves of coconut and you’re bangin’ 'em together. King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through… ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26412 "2019-09-11T15:59:39Z")
“Camelot!” “Camelot!” “Camelot!” “It’s only a model.” “Shh.” ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26413 "2019-09-11T19:36:57Z")
“Let’s not go to Camelot, ‘tis a silly place.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26414 "2019-09-11T21:51:38Z")
Right. Right. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26415 "2019-09-11T22:16:02Z")
And another right and you’ll have made a left turn. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26416 "2019-09-11T23:13:25Z")
To the right, ever to the right Never to the left, forever to the right ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26417 "2019-09-12T03:58:48Z")
Left, left, left, right, left! Left, left, left, right, left! Hup, hoop, hreep, horp! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26418 "2019-09-12T04:01:11Z")
Right on! ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26419 "2019-09-12T04:38:54Z")
Groovy! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26420 "2019-09-12T13:16:04Z")
Far out! ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26421 "2019-09-12T13:44:20Z")
Dave’s not here, man. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26422 "2019-09-12T14:42:35Z")
Where the fuck is Dave? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26423 "2019-09-12T15:03:14Z")
Alice? Who the fuck is Alice? ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26424 "2019-09-12T15:04:07Z")
You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26425 "2019-09-12T15:04:07Z")
What the fuck you talkin’ about, man? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26426 "2019-09-12T15:16:09Z")
Watchoo talking bout, Willis? ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26427 "2019-09-12T16:02:45Z")
Bruce Willis/Die Hard ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/26428 "2019-09-13T18:40:14Z")
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