# Free Association **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 6, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048 "2012-05-06T04:21:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1422
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28429 "2020-05-13T23:13:25Z")
The Dream Police ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28430 "2020-05-14T04:28:57Z")
Grammar Police ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28431 "2020-05-14T06:32:12Z")
Police car ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28432 "2020-05-14T06:41:52Z")
Supercars ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28433 "2020-05-14T10:11:54Z")
Super Glue ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28434 "2020-05-14T13:23:33Z")
Krazy Glue ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28435 "2020-05-14T18:10:40Z")
Krazy Kat ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2020, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28436 "2020-05-15T01:13:04Z")
Kit Kat Klub ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2020, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28437 "2020-05-15T02:49:30Z")
Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2020, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28438 "2020-05-15T04:33:15Z")
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28439 "2020-05-17T06:44:47Z")
Deez Nutz ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28440 "2020-05-18T05:38:42Z")
Vote early, vote often! ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2020, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28441 "2020-05-22T09:34:32Z")
I like Ike. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2020, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28442 "2020-05-22T10:16:15Z")
Make your wet dreams come true Pretty creepy by 21st century standards, but that was Al Smith’s slogan favoring repeal of Prohibiton. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2020, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28443 "2020-05-23T03:40:59Z")
“Wet Dream” by Kip Addotta It was April the 41st Being a quadruple leap year I was driving through downtown Atlantis My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray And it was overheating So I pulled into a Shell station They said I’d blown a seal I said, “Fix the damn thing And leave my private life out of it Okay, pal?” While they were doing that I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar A real dive But I knew the owner He used to play for the Dolphins I said, “Hi, Gil!” You hafta yell, he’s hard of herring Think I had a wet dream Cruisin’ through the Gulf Stream Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Wet dream Gil was also down on his luck Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water I gullied up to the sandbar He poured the usual Rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken, not stirred With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side Heavy on the mako I slipped him a fin, on porpoise I was feeling good I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry’s squids For the halibut Well, the place was crowded We were packed in like sardines They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal What sole Tommy was rockin’ the place with a very popular tuna Salmon Chanted Evening And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers Probably there to see the bass player One of them was this cute little yellowtail And she’s giving me the eye So I figure, this is my chance for a little fun You know – a piece of Pisces But she said things I just couldn’t fathom She was too deep Seemed to be under a lot of pressure Boy, could she drink She drank like a… she drank a lot I said, “What’s your sign?” She said, “Aquarium” I said, “Great! Let’s get tanked.” Think I had a wet dream Cruisin’ through the Gulf Stream Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Wet dream I invite her up to my place for a little midnight bait I say, “C’mon baby, it’ll only take a few minnows” She threw me that same old line “Not tonight, I got a haddock” And she wasn’t kiddin’ either ‘Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock I’d ever seen come down the pike He was covered with mussels He came over to me, He said, “Listen shrimp Don’t you come trolling around here” What a crab This guy was steamed I could see the anchor in his eyes I turned to him I said, “Abalone! You’re just being shellfish” Well, I knew there was going to be trouble And so did Gil ‘Cause he was already on the phone to the cods The haddock hits me with a sucker punch I catch him with a left hook He eels over It was a fluke But there he was, lying on the deck Flat as a mackerel Kelpless I said, “Forget the cods, Gil This guy’s gonna need a sturgeon” Well, the yellowtail was impressed With the way I landed her boyfriend She came over to me, she said “Hey big boy, you’re really a game fish” “What’s your name?” I said, “Marlin” Think I had a wet dream Cruisin’ through the Gulf Stream Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Wet dream Well from then on, we had a whale of a time I took her to dinner I took her to dance I bought her a bouquet of flounders And then I went home with her And what did I get for my trouble? A case of the clams Think I had a wet dream Cruisin’ through the Gulf Stream Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Wet dream ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28444 "2020-05-24T03:12:18Z")
nocturnal emission ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28445 "2020-05-24T05:31:04Z")
Emission Standards ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28446 "2020-05-25T01:45:24Z")
Clean air act ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28447 "2020-05-25T21:19:16Z")
Act natural ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/28448 "2020-06-01T03:30:33Z")
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