# Free Association **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 6, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048 "2012-05-06T04:21:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 733
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2013, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14644 "2013-08-18T23:29:53Z")
up yours 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14645 "2013-08-19T00:21:28Z")
up your nose with a rubber hose. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14646 "2013-08-19T01:55:49Z")
gardening ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14647 "2013-08-19T02:02:37Z")
I’m a vulture for horticulture. ---
**Author:** ![eenerms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@eenerms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eenerms)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14648 "2013-08-19T02:41:23Z")
You can lead a horse to water ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14649 "2013-08-19T03:06:56Z")
But a pencil _must_ be led. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14650 "2013-08-19T05:12:11Z")
You can lead a whore to vassar, but you can’t make her think. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14651 "2013-08-19T05:18:21Z")
But if she’s in vassar wouldn’t she be an escort? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14652 "2013-08-19T05:38:11Z")
Vaseline ---
**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14653 "2013-08-19T11:31:51Z")
Noxzema ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14654 "2013-08-19T15:44:31Z")
noxious ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14655 "2013-08-19T15:45:31Z")
vapours ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14656 "2013-08-19T15:46:08Z")
vipers ---
**Author:** ![eenerms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@eenerms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eenerms)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14657 "2013-08-19T16:19:30Z")
Wipers ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14658 "2013-08-19T16:25:52Z")
Handiwipes ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14659 "2013-08-19T17:51:13Z")
handicrafts ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14660 "2013-08-20T03:02:49Z")
handyman ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14661 "2013-08-20T04:24:35Z")
Jack of all trades ---
**Author:** ![eenerms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@eenerms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eenerms)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14662 "2013-08-20T15:10:19Z")
Jack be nimble ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/14663 "2013-08-20T15:17:16Z")
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