# Free Association **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 6, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048 "2012-05-06T04:21:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 815
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16286 "2013-12-20T03:08:12Z")
Monty Python ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16287 "2013-12-20T03:09:12Z")
Christmas In Heaven ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16288 "2013-12-20T04:13:11Z")
Heaven Can Wait ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16289 "2013-12-20T04:27:25Z")
heaven and hell ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16290 "2013-12-20T04:53:28Z")
The Mother and Child Reunion ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16291 "2013-12-20T15:56:45Z")
Mary, What You Gonna Name That Pretty Little Baby ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16292 "2013-12-20T16:08:23Z")
Baby Face Nelson ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16293 "2013-12-20T19:35:12Z")
Ozzie Nelson ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16294 "2013-12-20T23:34:53Z")
Fozzie Bear ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2013, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16295 "2013-12-20T23:43:34Z")
It Feels Like Christmas ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16296 "2013-12-21T00:48:14Z")
snow ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16297 "2013-12-21T01:51:14Z")
Blind ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16298 "2013-12-21T04:36:04Z")
duck ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16299 "2013-12-21T07:14:03Z")
Two guys walk into a bar. The third ducked. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16300 "2013-12-21T09:37:31Z")
lame ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16301 "2013-12-21T14:45:56Z")
pathetic ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16302 "2013-12-21T20:19:21Z")
emo ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16303 "2013-12-21T20:21:55Z")
heavy metal ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16304 "2013-12-21T20:58:12Z")
We Wish You A Twisted Christmas ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/16305 "2013-12-21T21:40:03Z")
With homage to Adam Sandler: \*“Okay… This is a song that uhh… There’s a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh… not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh… I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don’t get to hear any Chanukah songs. Here we go…” Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree Here’s a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me David Lee Roth lights the menorah So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli Paul Newman’s half Jewish, Goldie Hawn’s half too Put them together, what a fine lookin’ Jew You don’t need “Deck The Halls” or “Jingle Bell Rock” 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish Put on your yarmulke It’s time for Chanukah The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs Celebrates Chanukah O.J. Simpson, not a Jew But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Ford’s a quarter Jewish- not too shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he’s not, but guess who is All three Stooges So many Jews are in showbiz Tom Cruise isn’t, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend Veronica It’s time to celebrate Chanukah I hope I get a harmonicah Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah So drink your gin and tonicah And smoke your marijuanikah If you really, really wannakah Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah Happy Chanukah \* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048.md?page=814) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048.md?page=816)