# Free Association **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 6, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048 "2012-05-06T04:21:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 900
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/17986 "2014-03-18T04:50:16Z")
this is my rifle, this is my gun. this is for fighting, this is for fun. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/17987 "2014-03-18T05:55:52Z")
You’re not a writer. You’re a killer! ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/17988 "2014-03-18T06:04:18Z")
(we secretly replaced the Dopers in this thread with Folgers brand instant coffee. Let’s see what happens…) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/17989 "2014-03-18T12:35:25Z")
Hey! Why do the threads read like crap??? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/17990 "2014-03-18T13:44:25Z")
sewing needle ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/17991 "2014-03-18T14:11:49Z")
Sewing circle ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/17992 "2014-03-18T14:53:42Z")
Isaac Singer ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/17993 "2014-03-18T14:55:06Z")
Lori Singer ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/17994 "2014-03-18T15:18:05Z")
Short Cuts ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/17995 "2014-03-18T15:57:55Z")
[Short People](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/17996 "2014-03-18T16:37:52Z")
Political Science ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/17997 "2014-03-18T22:04:19Z")
Politicians are artists. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/17998 "2014-03-18T22:12:09Z")
Musicians die of exposure! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/17999 "2014-03-18T22:44:24Z")
My music teacher had a clef palate. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/18000 "2014-03-18T23:01:18Z")
That’s a bassless lie ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/18001 "2014-03-18T23:04:53Z")
String him up! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2014, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/18002 "2014-03-18T23:10:05Z")
Hey now, let’s not get too brassy or drum up any trouble. ---
**Author:** ![Athabasca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Athabasca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athabasca)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/18003 "2014-03-19T00:38:30Z")
Courtney Love’s hair is brassy ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/18004 "2014-03-19T01:00:46Z")
Kurt Cobain is still dead ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2014, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048/18005 "2014-03-19T01:06:25Z")
So is Generalissimo Francisco Franco. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048.md?page=899) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-association/621048.md?page=901)