# Free Beer, Naked Women and Men, Donuts, Motorcycles, Whipped Cream, BBQ and Steak **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487 "2000-08-15T20:41:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/1 "2000-08-15T20:41:49Z")
I have assembled all of the above items in an effort to do two things. Number one is to celebrate my 1000th post, which this is. I figured as long as I was planning a debauchery, we might as well try and trap Athena’s husband, so I threw in a motorcycle. I have placed all of these items on a luxury yacht, which is now cruising outside the territorial limits of the U.S., and is flagged to a neutral country. Y’all are welcome, come on out and let the party begin! Anything goes! Whoo-hoo! ::weirddave cracks open a beer and waits for guests.:: ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/2 "2000-08-15T20:53:31Z")
Congrats on 1000, dave. I’ll take a beer, some donuts, some BBQ, a steak, some of the naked women, but hold the whipped cream. I’m trying to watch the ol’ waistline. ---
**Author:** ![enilorac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@enilorac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enilorac)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/3 "2000-08-15T20:58:05Z")
_perks up_ NAKED MEN??? i’m there!! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/4 "2000-08-15T21:01:30Z")
hand me a can of whipped cream, and toss me a naked man. I’ve got some work to do. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/5 "2000-08-15T21:03:06Z")
Oh, and congrats, weirddave. ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/6 "2000-08-15T21:04:09Z")
(sniff} is this heaven? {sniff, teary eyes} ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/7 "2000-08-15T21:11:06Z")
Uh, you had me until the naked men. Then I said, “Oh, what the hell!”. But I’m non-carnivorous, so I’ll just stick with the beer and donuts. Whoah! Check out the headlights ont that one! The Ducati in the corner, I mean. ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/8 "2000-08-15T21:12:26Z")
I’ll take a naked man & a donut please. (don’t ask what I plan to do with either.) ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/9 "2000-08-15T21:12:51Z")
Are there monkey fights? I ain’t showing up unless there are two monkeys fighting. Now THAT’s entertainment. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/10 "2000-08-15T21:18:02Z")
All I ask is that we keep the naked men away from the barbeque 'cuz that thing ain’t a meat thermometer. If ya know what I mean. Now, where are the ladies with the whipped cream? ---
**Author:** ![inoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/50afbb/32.png) [@inoci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inoci)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/11 "2000-08-15T21:19:23Z")
woo-hoo! this is my kinda party. i’ll take three naked women feeding me steaks (among other things maybe), and a fourth to roll in donuts as i watch, please. and wierddave, hurry up with another grand of posts so i can do this again! and i second the monkey fights. go furious george! ssskuggiii and little\*bit, if you really need a naked man with either breakfast pastries or dessert topping, here i am. be gentle, my ego bruises easily. ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/12 "2000-08-15T21:22:14Z")
Hey, look what I can do with the donuts! Cool! Got 8 of them threaded onto this thing, pretty neat, huh? Toss me some whipped cream, someone – let’s really decorate this chopper! ---
**Author:** ![inoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/50afbb/32.png) [@inoci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inoci)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/13 "2000-08-15T21:26:18Z")
only 8? ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/14 "2000-08-15T21:28:16Z")
Glad to see we’re off to a great start. Ladies, please go easy on those men, don’t pull on their bow ties. They’re just starter men until the SD men get here. I just got off the radio, and some monkeys will be airlifted in by the end of the night. Don’t worry about rationing the beer and stuff, the entire below decks is stuffed with supplies, and we got a chopper on call. Oh, I forgot these: ::weirddave brings out the scented, flavored oils:: That oughtta get things moving! ---
**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/15 "2000-08-15T21:28:36Z")
It’s a little early yet for serious partying, so could I just have a beer? And some sunscreen. And I’ll slip into something skimpy, stretch out, catch a few rays and watch the sunset. Ahhhhh, this is the life. ::::drifts quietly off to sleep, resting up for the broohaha ha:::::::: ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/16 "2000-08-15T21:30:51Z")
Hey, inoci, they’re going on the chopper – what did you think? Get your mind out of the gutter! ---
**Author:** ![inoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/50afbb/32.png) [@inoci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inoci)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/17 "2000-08-15T21:31:58Z")
hey everybody! as\_u\_wish fell asleep. lets draw rude images on her with the whipped cream and dip her hand in warm beer to see what happens. er, someone want to hide the beers from me now? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/18 "2000-08-16T03:00:41Z")
Oh, my. This is like a dream come true. _starts to drool_ I haven’t had one of these in much too long a time. . . . . . . . . . . . . _pounces on a perfectly done bloody-rare steak_ ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/19 "2000-08-16T03:21:47Z")
Hiya Dave! I heard you were celebrating your 1000th post so I thought I’d… :::suddenly notices several people sculpting what appears to be a small goat out of what appears to be whipped cream, on what appears to be as\_u\_wish::: Wow. Now _that_ is what I call _art._ Toss me a donut and a brewski, wouldja? I have got to see how this turns out! ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/20 "2000-08-16T03:33:25Z")
You better watch out for those scented oils. People are going to get careless and spill it all over the deck and the next thing you know, we are going to be fishing people out of the water. BTW, are we allowed to go snorkeling? I assume bathing suits will be optional. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487.md?page=2)