# Free Beer, Naked Women and Men, Donuts, Motorcycles, Whipped Cream, BBQ and Steak **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487 "2000-08-15T20:41:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/41 "2000-08-16T17:15:59Z")
Forget the lobster…hand me the butter. (EG!) ---
**Author:** ![inoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/50afbb/32.png) [@inoci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inoci)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/42 "2000-08-16T17:19:32Z")
\ anything else? i still have some whipped cream, and Falcon hasn’t gotten back to me yet… ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/43 "2000-08-16T17:45:45Z")
Your wine miss… oops, some of that spilled, here, let me get that for you… ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/44 "2000-08-16T17:54:51Z")
Eh, I was crying in my beer, inoci. Now then…think we can find a use for that whipped cream? _leer_ ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/45 "2000-08-16T18:00:55Z")
_watching everyone pair off_ Hmmmmm. Oh well. Just don’t forget that I brought the ice…when you get that far. ---
**Author:** ![etgaw1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@etgaw1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etgaw1)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/46 "2000-08-16T18:34:43Z")
:: Obviously rejected by **Anniz** come up with a great idea!!! Limbo!!! How low can you go?? In whatever context you would like to take that. Someone hand me a broom, a beer, and put some limbo music on ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/47 "2000-08-16T18:40:47Z")
Hi **etgaw1** , no I don’t reject you. Sorry, I must have felt asleep. You’re looking good today I see.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/48 "2000-08-16T19:00:20Z")
(Runs nekked around the ship, with a number of pissed off monkeys chasing him) AHHHH!!! Help! I just wanted to say Hi to the cute little hairy guys! I let em out of that room and now they’re trying to kill me!! Somebody!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sn-man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sn-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sn-man)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/49 "2000-08-16T19:01:13Z")
Well damn! Breaking into the party scene is hard around here. What do you have to do? Get naked, smear your body in whip cream, get really polluted? Wait a minute, I’ve already done that. Better find a different party. CIAO ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/50 "2000-08-16T20:06:40Z")
Um, little problem with the limbo here. (Baseball, think baseball.) ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/51 "2000-08-16T20:18:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danalan \* > \*\*Um, little problem with the limbo here. > > (Baseball, think baseball.) \*\* _chokes on piece of ice_ Damn. You want some ice for that? ---
**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/52 "2000-08-16T21:11:53Z")
Wow–a goat and dueling cobras made of whipped cream. Yummy. And a medium rare steak. I’m rested and ready for more beer. But darn, I thought someone would figure out a use for that scented massage oil while I was basking. Is it finally party time? ---
**Author:** ![inoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/50afbb/32.png) [@inoci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inoci)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/53 "2000-08-16T21:21:03Z")
i don’t know if it scares or excites me that with all the monkey-business going on around here, as\_u\_wish still thinks the party isn’t in full swing. struuter, i might beat you at limbo. after all, i’m standing here with butter and whipped cream and no one seems to be interested. my ego, among other things, is deflating rapidly… ---
**Author:** ![etgaw1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@etgaw1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etgaw1)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/54 "2000-08-16T22:27:54Z")
**Anniz** Thanks I feel better now. How about a beer and some limbo? ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/55 "2000-08-16T22:31:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by etgaw1 \* > \*\ ***Anniz** Thanks I feel better now. How about a beer and some limbo? \*\* Thanks, yes give me a beer and about the limbo, I’ll skip it, I rather sit here next to you… ---
**Author:** ![etgaw1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@etgaw1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etgaw1)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/56 "2000-08-16T22:41:25Z")
:: Grin :: That works for me :: Grin :: :: Sit next to **Anniz** and starts up good long conversation. ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/57 "2000-08-16T22:43:40Z")
::wanders in:: Hey, Dave, happy 1000… :eek: 😃 ::grabs a can of whipped cream, a bottle of fudge syrup, and a VERY nekkid man:: I’ll be back… don’t wait up! ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/58 "2000-08-16T22:47:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by etgaw1 \* > \*\*:: Grin :: > > That works for me :: Grin :: > > :: Sit next to **Anniz** and starts up good long conversation. \*\* It has to be a VERY long conversation or you can escorte me to a cabin, because it’s bedtime for me now. ---
**Author:** ![etgaw1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@etgaw1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etgaw1)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/59 "2000-08-16T22:59:05Z")
I don’t suppose I cann escort you to your cabin and have very long discussion. 😉 G’night. ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/60 "2000-08-16T23:26:50Z")
OK…so steak is finished…now Soul, where is that chocolate fondue pot? Oh yes, in my private room. Come along! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487.md?page=4)