# Free Beer, Naked Women and Men, Donuts, Motorcycles, Whipped Cream, BBQ and Steak **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487 "2000-08-15T20:41:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/61 "2000-08-17T00:04:07Z")
\ Now that we’re _adequately_ supplied… ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/62 "2000-08-17T01:28:35Z")
:: eyes light up at the sound of chocolate fondou in the company of a beautiful babe… :: I’ll send the rest of you folks a postcard, I’m goin’ to heaven… ---
**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/63 "2000-08-17T01:50:00Z")
_The bear walks in wearing a tastefully-deployed figleaf. Looks around at all the naked females. Grins. Hugely._ [ul] **“Hey! Who wants to see my interpretation of autumn?”** [/ul] ~~Baloo ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/64 "2000-08-17T01:52:35Z")
::comes back, with an exhausted, panting, barely-able-to-walk, nekkid man following behind:: ::spots Baloo and whistles:: Hey! Over here! Interpret away, you lovely thing, you! ---
**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/65 "2000-08-17T02:01:45Z")
_Dissappears with tiggeril_ ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/66 "2000-08-17T02:29:43Z")
Meow. \ ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/67 "2000-08-17T02:35:57Z")
Damn…I’m late again. Probably no beer, or doughnuts, or naked women left for me. Ah well…happy 1000, Dave. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/68 "2000-08-17T02:44:06Z")
Myster, You kiddin? these guys have hardly dented the supplies in the starboard hold, and you guys aren’t ready for what I got in the port hold! ::Weirddave threows MysterEcks a beer:: ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/69 "2000-08-17T04:07:25Z")
> [@](#): > > _Michi saided:_ > Now that I have saved the monkeys, can someone pass me a steak, well done? [rare-steak juice dribbling down chin] **Blasphemy!!!** [/rare-steak juice dribbling down chin] _wipes chin_ Any guys still free? And do any of them have sanitary donuts to bring me? ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/70 "2000-08-17T04:54:21Z")
Sanitary? ::Looking around at all the spilled food, alcohol, and frightened animals running amok:: I don’t think it’ll do you much good to be worrying about things being sanitary around here. ---
**Author:** ![inoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/50afbb/32.png) [@inoci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inoci)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/71 "2000-08-17T13:27:31Z")
i’m still waiting to do some more whipped cream sculting. and wierddave, i found this strange object in a box in the port hold with your name on it. what do you use that thing for? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/72 "2000-08-17T14:14:29Z")
inoci! I already volunteered for your next sculpture. So why don’t you just come over here and we can get started… ---
**Author:** ![inoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/50afbb/32.png) [@inoci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inoci)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/73 "2000-08-17T14:16:02Z")
sorry falcon, i must not have heard you. ever since hte monkeys have gotten loose, the palce has been pretty noisy. so tell me, what would you like me to sculpt? and more importantly, where? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/74 "2000-08-17T14:51:58Z")
What, I shall leave to you, my dear. As for where…my stomach? Or…lower, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/75 "2000-08-17T15:39:28Z")
Okay, (pant) I got the last of the monkeys back into the cabin. They’re nice and pissed, so the fights should be ready to start soon. I got my bets placed on the big brown one,he’s a nasty little bugger. Hey, any chicks left for yer old pal Jester? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/76 "2000-08-17T15:41:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > \*\*Okay, (pant) I got the last of the monkeys back into the cabin. They’re nice and pissed, so the fights should be ready to start soon. I got my bets placed on the big brown one,he’s a nasty little bugger. > > Hey, any chicks left for yer old pal Jester? \*\* Monkey? Chicks? How you mean…chicks? ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/77 "2000-08-17T15:47:06Z")
Sorry about that, strut, still workin off the last of that last bottle of tequila. What I meant to say was… \ \ Would any ladies care to accompany me for cocktails, donuts, and viewings of whipped cream sculptures for the duration of the evening? \ Any better? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/78 "2000-08-17T15:49:50Z")
_giggles_ That’s fine. I just didn’t want to get thrown over for a chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/79 "2000-08-17T15:56:28Z")
Never in a million years, strut. Although, there can BE a chicken, if you’re into that kind of stuff… \ ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/80 "2000-08-17T16:01:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > \*\*Never in a million years, strut. Although, there can BE a chicken, if you’re into that kind of stuff… > > \ \*\* Kind of a ‘fowl’ mouth, huh? _grins_ Y’know, I can honestly say that I’ve never really considered chickens to be sensual animals. I guess I like to stay with my own species. Do you…_ahem_… REQUIRE a chicken? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487.md?page=5)