# Free Beer, Naked Women and Men, Donuts, Motorcycles, Whipped Cream, BBQ and Steak **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487 "2000-08-15T20:41:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![inoci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/50afbb/32.png) [@inoci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inoci)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/101 "2000-08-17T21:01:03Z")
\*\* > [@](#): > > Ooops. Sorry. I guess I was distracted. Now, before you leave me for some lovely, nubile thing…could you show me again where you place your hands during CPR? \*\* funny, i thought _you_ were the lovely, nubile thing… guess i was wrong. anyone for some warm butterscotch? ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/102 "2000-08-17T21:28:41Z")
> [@](#): > > ::Weirddave threows MysterEcks a beer:: Thanks, Dave! \ ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/103 "2000-08-18T00:41:05Z")
hey, congrats, dude! 🆒 Hope I am not too late! ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/104 "2000-08-18T13:04:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > \*\*Well, we’re in luck, cause now that the monkeys are gone, the cabin’s open. Wanna be MY skipper? \*\* _pauses_ Let’s see, how can I put this clearly? Yes. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/105 "2000-08-18T17:09:46Z")
Beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/106 "2000-08-18T17:12:49Z")
Mmmmmmm. There, see? You made me blush. Please, oh please tell me it was my response to which you were refering. Even if it wasn’t…you sure have a way with words. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/107 "2000-08-18T17:16:50Z")
Ouch, my ego. Anyway, yes, it WAS your post. After all, nobody else on this ship seems to notice that I’m here, even whilst being chased by a pack of monkeys. Stupid newbie status. Oh well, I think I’ll throw a fiftieth bash, just for the hell of it. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/108 "2000-08-18T17:23:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > \*\*Ouch, my ego. Anyway, yes, it WAS your post. After all, nobody else on this ship seems to notice that I’m here, even whilst being chased by a pack of monkeys. Stupid newbie status. Oh well, I think I’ll throw a fiftieth bash, just for the hell of it. \*\* Why ouch? Believe me, I had no intention of offending. Apologies accepted? Well…there doesn’t appear to be anyone else much active on this ship right now…were you hoping for more attention? I’ve been trying my…Hey! Wait a minute! Aren’t I your skipper? Doesn’t that mean I’m in charge? Hmmmmm… _smiles wickedly_ ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/109 "2000-08-18T19:19:10Z")
Oh my, that DOES mean that you’re in charge. Rowr. I bet weirddave has one of those captain’s hats in the bridge. You’re right, this boat isn’t quite as lively as it could be. Oh well, I got all I need right here, and hey, more beer for us, no? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/110 "2000-08-18T19:29:41Z")
_takes beer out of his hand and sets it on the table_ Uh…yeah. Now, close that door and come over here… ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/111 "2000-08-18T20:07:56Z")
nice first 1000 posts, Dave. I esp. like your flames in the Pit. \*(Yeah, I know, this has nothing to do with the party. I’m getting over a freakin’ headcold. sue me.) \* ---
**Author:** ![enilorac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@enilorac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enilorac)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/112 "2000-08-18T21:37:58Z")
are we running out of steak? ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/113 "2000-08-19T04:10:31Z")
Plenty of steak, lots of beer left, but I seem to be missing a lifeboat… ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487/114 "2000-08-19T07:56:16Z")
Quoth struuter: > [@](#): > > _must manually lift dropped jaw_ Donut? You’re gonna need a life preserver for THAT. No, life preservers taste terrible… what did you THINK I wanted the donut for? You don’t honestly think that I’d waste a perfectly good chocolate-glaze custard, now, do you? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-beer-naked-women-and-men-donuts-motorcycles-whipped-cream-bbq-and-steak/29487.md?page=5)