# Free candy that doesn't come from a guy in a panel van: A Halloween MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [October 31, 2016, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244 "2016-10-31T10:39:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/121 "2016-11-03T04:56:23Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> 6-6 rain delay @ top of 10[sup]th[/sup]. Whata way to **not** end it.

CUBS WIN THE WORLD SERIES FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1908!!!

**CatDude** (and the entire city of Chicago) is gonna be a tired hungover mess tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/122 "2016-11-03T11:08:46Z")

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Cubs? What are these Cubs of which you speak??

😃

I’m a sorta baseball fan and I gotta say, it sounded like the ultimate game for ending a series. Contrats Cubbies.

Meanwhile, back to working on the drawing from hell. That should make for a lot of thumb-twiddling.

Happy Thursday!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/123 "2016-11-03T12:00:39Z")

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blurf

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/124 "2016-11-03T12:20:59Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 60 Amurrkin out and N.O.S. with a predicted high of 84 and N.O.S. for the day. I feel better this mornin’ so I reckon the meds are kickin’ in. I shall continue to be a good bear and take the meds when I am supposed to take ‘em. I don’t feel especially bad but I still sound like puberty. I plan on goin’ to the sto’ this mornin’ to procure staple items and check out any used meat sales. Plus, I need to make sure I have enough medicinal ice cream. OK, I already mentioned that when I said staples. 😃

Rah for the Cubs I guess.

**Nettie** never hurts to be lookin’.

OK, I need more caffeine and rumbly tummy wants sustenance. Then I shall purtify and go about the public for a bit. Dindin shall be majik intartoobz pizza. Works for me!

Happy Thursday Y’all!

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/125 "2016-11-03T12:23:39Z")

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Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. I’m off today, so I shall get the truck’s oli changed and have him washed.

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/126 "2016-11-03T12:24:23Z")

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Roomie is sickly and I might be getting there, so last night I managed to convince BoyRoomie to go get us magic grilled cheese sammiches instead of me having to cook dinner. Totally worth it.

Then I got into bed at 6:30. I’m feeling better today, so obviously that was a good plan.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/127 "2016-11-03T13:41:51Z")

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Blurf. My foot really hurts today, but I don’t have to go anywhere, so NBD if I just rest it.

I talked to the nice FMLA lady yesterday, but she didn’t tell me what I wanted to hear. I’m SOL until I’m cleared by my surgeon to be able to do the full job. So I’m looking at other employment to bridge the gap until then. I’m asking a few people how they like being an Uber driver, since I can do that without much stress to my foot, and because it’s acceptable side employment as far as my agency is concerned, it’s something I can do after I go back to work.

Food for thought, anyway.

Rosie’s sig, y’all.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/128 "2016-11-03T14:09:36Z")

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Happy Thorsday!

It’s a cloudy 69 degrees outside, going up to 74 and supposed to rain.

Nothing else going on SSDD.

Where is **Gotti**?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/129 "2016-11-03T14:21:40Z")

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Do you suppose anyone has ever intentionally created a thread purely on the basis of its title making a humorous contribution to the sequential threads idea? I bet it has happened before.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/130 "2016-11-03T14:45:52Z")

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**blurf** I stayed up way too late watching the ball game. Not feeling like much of anything today.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/131 "2016-11-03T14:57:02Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Very busy between innings as that’s the only time I’m doing anything productive; including getting the mail. Glad I did, there’s thick, glossy publication that where I just look at the pictures & breathe heavy; no skin, just photographer’s [porn](https://www.bhphotovideo.com/); their new catalog came. 😃

I didn’t know B&H was still around. My late BIL used to get their hardcopy catalogs in the early 90s and even I enjoyed looking and dreaming.

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> CUBS WIN THE WORLD SERIES FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1908!!!
> 
> **CatDude** (and the entire city of Chicago) is gonna be a tired hungover mess tomorrow.

I was actually hoping for Cleve-land --------- one of the managers I really like is from there as well as it being the place Howard the Duck was trapped in.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/132 "2016-11-03T17:02:40Z")

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Grockeries have been procured. Lunch is being consumed. For now, all is right

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/133 "2016-11-03T17:17:21Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> CUBS WIN THE WORLD SERIES FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1908!!!
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> **CatDude** (and the entire city of Chicago) is gonna be a tired hungover mess tomorrow.

I could swear that I heard the ghosts of my grandfather and Harry Carey singing _Take Me Out to the Ball Game_ last night. 🙂

Good luck on finding a new job, **nettie**.

It’s another really slow day here. Tomorrow, I’m going back to supervise the noobs with their location reconciliations. That should burn about 45 minutes. At least there’s the option of leaving early.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/134 "2016-11-03T19:46:14Z")

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Howdy Y’all! Today I did go to the sto’ and procure staple foodstuffs. Other than that sloth has ensued. Majik intartoobz pizza has been ordered and OYKW will pick it up in a little while. I had some cheese ‘n crackers to tide me over. Whatever this is I have hasn’t effected my appetite. Just wish I’d stop soundin’ like puberty.

**Sweater** I suppose that could happen. I have no inclination towards such but I can see it as a possibility. Seems a strange thing to do, but, well, to each his/her own.

**sari** good question. Haven’t seen **gotti** about in a few weeks. Maybe if we use his real doper name, **gotpasswords** , he’ll vanity search and show up. 😃

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/135 "2016-11-03T21:53:54Z")

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I had cheese and crackers for dinner last night and I know from past experience that is a mistake. It’s not a meal and I’ll feel like hell in the morning.

Chunky Soup for dinner tonight.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/136 "2016-11-03T22:00:13Z")

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I made it through the day barely. I guess I drank more beer than necessary while watching the game last night. I am taking off tomorrow to use up some comp time I earned last weekend so Yay for three day weekend. Next weekend is a three day weekend cause Firday next is a holiday. Veteran’s day! Yay for two three day weekends in a row.

We are having salmon patties,grits,eggs and biscuits for supper and then an early bedtime.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/137 "2016-11-03T22:39:11Z")

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Pizza has been ingested but I wish I had ingested **Butter’s** comestibles instead. YUM!

In a little while I shall take the eveningtide meds and go lie upon the bed and watch teevee. I’m ready for whatever this is to go all the way away.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/138 "2016-11-03T23:08:18Z")

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**FCD** ’s car is all legal in his name, after dealing too long with DMV. My bro’s title had one too many digits in it and they were going to make my sweetie take the car back and have my bro get a corrected title. yeah - not gonna happen. \*\*FCD \*\*asked to speak to a supervisor who made it happen, and after some assorted waitings and seeing several different folks, he finally left with new tags. So the car is legal and he’s happy.

He drove me to get my car, which he’d left to get an oil change. I figured out right away that I don’t like riding in the Porsche. Not built for my comfort. But that’s fine - when we go together, it’ll be in the Sonata. 😃

We went to Red Robin for supper, just because. And now it’s time to chill. I need chill.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/139 "2016-11-04T00:26:44Z")

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> [@Buttercup\_Smith](#):
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> I guess I drank more beer than necessary

That is not possible.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-candy-that-doesnt-come-from-a-guy-in-a-panel-van-a-halloween-mmp/770244/140 "2016-11-04T00:33:13Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> That is not possible.

Let"s just say I will not imbibe for several days at least until Moanday 😃

That was the best baseball game I have ever watched. Really would not have cared who won but feel the Cubs deserved it more. If I can just through this unending election I may survive. So tired of it.

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