# Free coffee

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-coffee/47540>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 28, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-coffee/47540 "2000-12-28T19:10:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Just\_Call\_Me\_Tech-Mex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@Just\_Call\_Me\_Tech-Mex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Call_Me_Tech-Mex)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-coffee/47540/41 "2000-12-29T03:13:14Z")

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I’m in, but you’re really missing a bet.

I go to Starbucks to meet people. I bet that would make one hell of an icebreaker waiting in line.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-coffee/47540/42 "2000-12-29T08:21:56Z")

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Whoo hoo!!! Finally my life has meaning! how sawweeeeet it is.

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-coffee/47540/43 "2000-12-29T09:04:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Finagle \*  
> \*\*Yes, but why would someone in the Pioneer Valley go to Starbucks when Rao’s ( [http://www.amherst.edu/~mrchrist/pvcr/raos.html](http://www.amherst.edu/~mrchrist/pvcr/raos.html) ) is right next door? \*\*

Amherst is way the hell on the other side of the river! Sheesh.

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-coffee/47540/44 "2000-12-29T20:58:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Finagle \*  
> > \*\*Yes, but why would someone in the Pioneer Valley go to Starbucks when Rao’s ( [http://www.amherst.edu/~mrchrist/pvcr/raos.html](http://www.amherst.edu/~mrchrist/pvcr/raos.html) ) is right next door? \*\*
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> Amherst is way the hell on the other side of the river! Sheesh. \*\*

Well yeah, but you said you “looooove” coffee. To me, “looooove” implies fording rushing rivers, even if you have to take the miserable Coolidge bridge to do it. Starbucks, sheesh, that’s just mild infatuation.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-coffee/47540/45 "2001-01-04T00:42:17Z")

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So I come home from work today and what do I find in my mailbox? DAS RIGHHH!!! Two coffee certificates from Dear ol’ Rysdad. For those about to drink, we salute you.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-coffee/47540/46 "2001-01-04T01:57:05Z")

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Cheers, buddy.

Just don’t spill it in your lap and try to sue me or nothin’.

🙂

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