# Free Enterprise (1998) appreciation thread
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-enterprise-1998-appreciation-thread/161402
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [March 14, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-enterprise-1998-appreciation-thread/161402 "2003-03-14T18:27:43Z")
**Posts on this page:** 2
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### Author:  [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-enterprise-1998-appreciation-thread/161402/1 "2003-03-14T18:27:43Z")
In case you aren’t sure which flick I’m talking about, here’s a link to it on imdb: [http://us.imdb.com/Title?0141105](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0141105)
Robert: “ **Logan’s Run** was the greatest movie I saw of all time when I was your age…”
Kid in store: “It’s probably some dumb sports movie.”
Robert: “Sports movie!? **Rollerball** is a sports movie!”
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Robert: “The problem with you kids is you think that all science fiction began in 1977 with **Star Wars**.”
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[after a threesome]
Robert: “So, do you actually love this woman?”
Sean: “I did… for about 20 minutes.”
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[upon being asked who the perfect woman in movies is]
Mark: “Nova, from **Planet of the Apes**.”
Female friend: “Why Nova?”
Mark: “Cuz, she’s gorgeous, scantily clad… mute.”
Oh yeah, and the weirdest thing I found about this movie is that apparently there’s a sequel due to be released some time in 2004. [http://us.imdb.com/Title?0353467](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0353467)
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [March 14, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-enterprise-1998-appreciation-thread/161402/2 "2003-03-14T18:37:08Z")
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> **Young Robert** He said that Han Solo was cooler than Captain Kirk.
> [Pause]
> **Imaginary William Shatner** Kick the little fucker’s ass.