# free haiku (on ode to Vernors) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2001, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266 "2001-07-12T20:59:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/1 "2001-07-12T20:59:53Z")
Barrel Aged, Bold Taste Everday at five o’clock I yearn to drink you 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/2 "2001-07-12T21:14:02Z")
OH MIGHTY VERNORS I BOW DOWN TO YOUR GREEN CAN WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD?? ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/3 "2001-07-12T22:44:51Z")
Shall my immortal Soul perservere in Heaven If no Vernors be. ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/4 "2001-07-12T22:49:40Z")
I shall post and post my love for Vernors here til there be a reply. ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/5 "2001-07-12T22:51:51Z")
or until my post count reaches one that is not under ninety-nine ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/6 "2001-07-12T22:54:27Z")
once i bought a can of mountain dew by mistake and cried tears of grief ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/7 "2001-07-12T22:55:43Z")
for you see the green colour of the can confused me as i was rushed ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/8 "2001-07-12T22:57:39Z")
could it be that coke and pepsi converted all ginger ale lovers? ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/9 "2001-07-12T23:10:23Z")
a girlfriend once tried to pacify my cravings with canada dry ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/10 "2001-07-12T23:12:59Z")
I told her that we should no longer date anymore because I cheated ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/11 "2001-07-12T23:20:05Z")
(Must Preview Reply So that I dont repeat the Same Mistake Again) I was shallow and unhonest with her all for a cold 20 ounce ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/12 "2001-07-12T23:23:24Z")
She told me later that she knew I lied, today she likes to call me ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/13 "2001-07-12T23:27:59Z")
but she still believes that all ginger ales are the same. Is there no hope? ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/14 "2001-07-12T23:36:09Z")
cream and tart combined with tiny bubble to form dark matter that binds. ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/15 "2001-07-12T23:37:33Z")
fifty five cents for twelve fluid ounces or one dollar for twenty ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/16 "2001-07-12T23:38:36Z")
so I buy two cans for one dollar ten and get twenty-four ounces ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/17 "2001-07-12T23:44:27Z")
I think that I am beating “the system”, one day Vernors may vanish ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/18 "2001-07-12T23:46:16Z")
the way of pepsi clear. Oh what a disaster if that day should come ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/19 "2001-07-12T23:48:16Z")
to the clan of moth Vernors The Original Ginger Soda is ---
**Author:** ![mothman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@mothman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mothman)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266/20 "2001-07-12T23:50:25Z")
the way and the light for all mothmen and women. caffeine free-no fat. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-haiku-on-ode-to-vernors/72266.md?page=2)