# Free Porn

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 30, 2007, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662 "2007-07-30T10:01:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/1 "2007-07-30T10:01:49Z")

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Some time ago I mentioned that I had found a completely free site.

A fair number of Dopers emailed me asking for the name of the site…purely for research I understand 😛

Well, in the course of my own “research” I have discovered 2 more sites offering _free_ stuff, lesbian, gay, hetero, the lot.

Some of the “stuff” is short clips of maybe 30-60 secs but quite a lot is of 30 minutes or even longer, the longest I found was 2 hours of pure unadulterated “art”

There are almost 500 pages of stuff on one site, each page contains approx 20 different art forms

My email is in my profile if you wish to continue your research.

Please form an orderly queue 😃

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/2 "2007-07-30T10:28:51Z")

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I should have mentioned that not even an email address is requested and I have had no increased spam

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/3 "2007-07-30T10:41:16Z")

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E-mail sent and sent.

Porn! Porn now!

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**Author:** ![Thrash\_the\_Almighty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/90ced4/32.png) [@Thrash\_the\_Almighty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thrash_the_Almighty)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/4 "2007-07-30T11:32:14Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
Some time ago I mentioned that I had found a completely free site.

A fair number of Dopers emailed me asking for the name of the site…purely for research I understand 😛

Well, in the course of my own “research” I have discovered 2 more sites offering _free_ stuff, lesbian, gay, hetero, the lot.

Some of the “stuff” is short clips of maybe 30-60 secs but quite a lot is of 30 minutes or even longer, the longest I found was 2 hours of pure unadulterated “art”

There are almost 500 pages of stuff on one site, each page contains approx 20 different art forms

My email is in my profile if you wish to continue your research.

Please form an orderly queue 😃  
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email sent

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**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/5 "2007-07-30T11:53:42Z")

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Another email sent.

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**Author:** ![richardbterror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@richardbterror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/richardbterror)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/6 "2007-07-30T12:06:11Z")

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count me in…

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/7 "2007-07-30T12:52:30Z")

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All emails will be answered ASAP.

\*perverts 🙂

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/8 "2007-07-30T13:08:17Z")

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First 22 emails replied to.

Any problems get back to me.

Just one thing, If you are at work and don’t want me to reply there give me your personal address.

Something else, I have found the site that i first gave so whoever it was asked for that please mail me back

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/9 "2007-07-30T15:16:15Z")

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To help further everyone’s research, If you get download helper for Firefox, you can get a list of youtubeish video sites. You can then check the box to show adult sites.

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/10 "2007-07-30T16:27:24Z")

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So gentlemen it appears that we have thus far 67 researchers all of whom have been replied to.

Not a single member of the fair sex though

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/11 "2007-07-30T16:31:12Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
So gentlemen it appears that we have thus far 67 researchers all of whom have been replied to.

Not a single member of the fair sex though  
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Now, **THERE’S** a surprise…

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/12 "2007-07-30T16:46:15Z")

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[Free Porn (in exchange for bibles)!](http://www.craphound.com/images/smut4smut.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/13 "2007-07-30T16:51:02Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
So gentlemen it appears that we have thus far 67 researchers all of whom have been replied to.

Not a single member of the fair sex though  
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Ladies being (usually) more discreet, I would imagine that they would simply e-mail you without announcing it here, unless they were of the sort who would find entertainment in thinking of men slavering over the idea of a woman watching porn.

(Note: I am female.)

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/14 "2007-07-30T16:53:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Telperien]  
Ladies being (usually) more discreet, I would imagine that they would simply e-mail you without announcing it here, unless they were of the sort who would find entertainment in thinking of men slavering over the idea of a woman watching porn.

(Note: I am female.)  
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As a matter of fact I’ve had over 70 requests for the sites and only those in this thread have told me they’ve mailed me.  
The remainder are anonymous mailers but no matter, I’ve replied to them all

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/15 "2007-07-30T16:56:12Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
As a matter of fact I’ve had over 70 requests for the sites and only those in this thread have told me they’ve mailed me.  
The remainder are anonymous mailers but no matter, I’ve replied to them all  
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If they’re anonymous, then how can you tell what their sexes are?

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/16 "2007-07-30T17:14:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Telperien]  
If they’re anonymous, then how can you tell what their sexes are?  
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I meant anonymous in the fact that they’ve not said in this thread that they’ve mailed me.

If that makes sense

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/17 "2007-07-30T17:17:02Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
I meant anonymous in the fact that they’ve not said in this thread that they’ve mailed me.

If that makes sense  
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Ah. Gotcha.

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**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/18 "2007-07-30T17:30:45Z")

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Hmmm, almost eight hours into the thread and \*\*LOUNE \*\* hasn’t showed up yet. Must still be drooling over Hillary.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/19 "2007-07-30T17:37:19Z")

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_harumph_

I’ll take this pack of chewing gum and [sup]somefreepornplease[/sup]…

**runs out of shop**

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/20 "2007-07-30T17:39:03Z")

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Are the surges of my hormones really that predictable?

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