# Free Porn

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 30, 2007, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662 "2007-07-30T10:01:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/21 "2007-07-30T17:43:50Z")

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Are you sure you replied to all the requests? I’ve have this errm - friend who says…

Ah hell, whatever, I sent you an email at about 7:00AM, I haven’t seen anything yet.

The subject line was - “The umm thing from SDMB”

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/22 "2007-07-30T17:52:03Z")

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[QUOTE=brewha]  
Are you sure you replied to all the requests? I’ve have this errm - friend who says…

Ah hell, whatever, I sent you an email at about 7:00AM, I haven’t seen anything yet.

The subject line was - “The umm thing from SDMB”  
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Certain I’ve replied to them all but I could have missed one or two, there’s been a lot yannow.

Send again please, I’ll make a point of looking for it.

Just replied to the 90th request and I’ve had a female enquiry 😛

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/23 "2007-07-30T18:04:17Z")

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Logging off now people, you’ll have to wait until tomorrow for any replies

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/24 "2007-07-30T18:06:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]  
Are the surges of my hormones really that predictable?  
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Yes.  
😛

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/25 "2007-07-30T18:22:51Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
Logging off now people, you’ll have to wait until tomorrow for any replies  
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Tooooo— morrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow!

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/26 "2007-07-30T18:34:20Z")

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I’ve got gigs & gigs & gigs of free porn I’ve collected over the years.

What exactly is this thread on about?

Are you all really desirous of free porn yet somehow innernets-incapable of finding it?

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/27 "2007-07-30T18:39:10Z")

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[QUOTE=brewha]  
Are you sure you replied to all the requests? I’ve have this errm - friend who says…

Ah hell, whatever, I sent you an email at about 7:00AM, I haven’t seen anything yet.

The subject line was - “The umm thing from SDMB”  
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Aww hell, this is too good to resist.  
[Peter Potamus] Didja get that thing I sent ya?[/PP] 😃

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/28 "2007-07-30T18:42:44Z")

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I’ve had to log back on because it seems that if you use the word “porn” in the subject line it gets bounced by my anti-spam thingy.

Suggest you just use “research”

Over and out…again

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/29 "2007-07-30T18:46:14Z")

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Missed the edit window.

**Chowder** , I’m not actually requesting porn. The opportunity to reference **Harvey Birdman** was just too good to pass up. 😉

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/30 "2007-07-30T18:48:52Z")

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As long as the sight has a nuns ‘n’ soup section. I’d be interested :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/31 "2007-07-30T18:50:10Z")

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[QUOTE=levdrakon]  
I’ve got gigs & gigs & gigs of free porn I’ve collected over the years.

What exactly is this thread on about?

Are you all really desirous of free porn yet somehow innernets-incapable of finding it?  
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That’s what I’m thinking.  
Since when does anyone have to _pay_ for porn?

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/32 "2007-07-30T19:20:10Z")

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I already have pretty good sources, but there’s room for more I reckon.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Hildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@Johnny\_Hildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Hildo)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/33 "2007-07-30T21:37:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Uncommon Sense]

Since when does anyone have to _pay_ for porn?  
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**abby** was last seen laughing and counting her millions.

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/34 "2007-07-31T06:51:27Z")

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Tuesday.  
All emails have been replied to…all 124 of them 🙂

**Tapioca** …no nuns 'n soup…jeez some people have strange ideas 😃

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/35 "2007-07-31T07:11:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Uncommon Sense]  
That’s what I’m thinking.  
Since when does anyone have to _pay_ for porn?  
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Oh, I know where to find the free |\*|2()|| (what do you think leetspeak was really invented for?), but if there’s another good source I might as well exploit it.

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/36 "2007-07-31T13:45:46Z")

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[QUOTE=levdrakon]

What exactly is this thread on about?

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Let’s see… it’s free, and it’s porn, and you’re unhappy with that in some way?

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/37 "2007-07-31T13:53:05Z")

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Someone want to give a review of this “free porn” maybe?

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**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/38 "2007-07-31T14:02:57Z")

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**Chowder** , add me to the list of pervs who just e-mailed you- thanks!

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/39 "2007-07-31T15:17:48Z")

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=Wee Bairn] **Chowder** , add me to the list of pervs who just e-mailed you- thanks!  
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Consider yourself added 😃 you are member #151.

I’m even getting emails from ex board members and lurkers **Uncommon Sense** send me an e-mail and do the review yourself 😛

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/40 "2007-07-31T15:31:23Z")

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[QUOTE=SiXSwordS]  
Let’s see… it’s free, and it’s porn, and you’re unhappy with that in some way?  
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Uh, I’m happy with all the free porn I’ve got that’s about as easy to find as [CNN.com](http://CNN.com), so I don’t get what the big dealio is with all these dopers getting excited and emailing for free pr0n info.

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