# Free Porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 30, 2007, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662 "2007-07-30T10:01:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/41 "2007-07-31T15:39:42Z")
Is it all just pictures and movies? Although those are nice I’m looking for a good story site aside from Literotica. Yes, pervy and proud! cochrane that’s one of my favorite bits from Harvey Birdman. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/42 "2007-07-31T16:03:50Z")
Very few still pics, mostly movies. It appears that this whole thread is being read on “snark” and I have my 15 minutes of fame as “A Purveyor Of Fine Porn” heh ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/43 "2007-08-01T17:30:30Z")
OK gents and the 4 ladies.🙂 I received just over 200 emails asking for the links to the sites I found and I replied to them all. Will any of the recipients kindly post a review, tell me and the dope what you think of the sites ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/44 "2007-08-01T17:46:47Z")
Let’s see… it’s free, and it’s porn. Very nice indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/45 "2007-08-01T20:10:52Z")
Can’t post review. Too busy researchin’ like a mother fu\*\*er. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/46 "2007-08-01T20:22:33Z")
Purely research. I’m going to try porn with bacon salt. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/47 "2007-08-01T20:26:44Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] I received just over 200 emails asking for the links to the sites I found and I replied to them all. [/QUOTE] Just out of curiosity, what’s your affiliation with this “free porn” site? How much are you making off it? If you’re not affiliated with the site or making money off it, or making money for some of your friends or something, my apologies. But really, if a Guest had signed up and posted your OP I’m pretty sure the mods would have locked & disappeared it, and you’d have been banned. Then again, we’re shamelessly driving tons of business towards the Bacon Salt people, so who knows? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2007, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/48 "2007-08-01T21:05:32Z")
Thanks, **chowder** , my update of the Kinsey report will be much better due to the data you provided. > [@](#): > > A member of the USA armed forces and a Staff Sergeant asking for porn? > > What would GWB think? 🙂 I would think that he would be pleased by my resourcefulness, and your commitment to Og and Country. I think you should be saluted. 😉 SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/49 "2007-08-02T06:07:29Z")
[QUOTE=levdrakon] Just out of curiosity, what’s your affiliation with this “free porn” site? How much are you making off it? If you’re not affiliated with the site or making money off it, or making money for some of your friends or something, my apologies. But really, if a Guest had signed up and posted your OP I’m pretty sure the mods would have locked & disappeared it, and you’d have been banned. Then again, we’re shamelessly driving tons of business towards the Bacon Salt people, so who knows? [/QUOTE] I have no affiliation with any of the sites and am certainly not making any dosh…unfortunately No, my reason for offering to give out the info I had gathered during the course of my intensive and exhausting “research” was born out of love of the SDMB and all (but a few) members 😃 ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/50 "2007-08-02T06:09:08Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] Thanks, **chowder** , my update of the Kinsey report will be much better due to the data you provided. I would think that he would be pleased by my resourcefulness, and your commitment to Og and Country. I think you should be saluted. 😉 SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] But…but I was just doing my duty 😛 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/51 "2007-08-02T06:13:15Z")
I’ll stick to my old standby. “The Only Bookmark You Need” ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/52 "2007-08-02T07:13:14Z")
[QUOTE=if6was9] I’ll stick to my old standby. “The Only Bookmark You Need” [/QUOTE] While I agree that this is an excellent source of ah, research. I think you will find that over at that yellow page, you are lucky to get a 30 **second** clip. Using **Chowder** ’s research site, you can find clips that are 20 **minutes** long. 🆒 the difference (and advantage of Chowder’s site) should be obvious. Unless you are one of those premature guys, in which case you have my condolences. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/53 "2007-08-02T08:05:26Z")
[QUOTE=Rick] While I agree that this is an excellent source of ah, research. I think you will find that over at that yellow page, you are lucky to get a 30 **second** clip. Using **Chowder** ’s research site, you can find clips that are 20 **minutes** long. 🆒 the difference (and advantage of Chowder’s site) should be obvious. Unless you are one of those premature guys, in which case you have my condolences. [/QUOTE] 20 minutes? Keep looking my friend there are almost 500 pages to browse through and you’ll find clips? of 1 or even 2 hours long. Told you my research was exhausting 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dbuzman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de0a6/32.png) [@dbuzman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbuzman)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/54 "2007-08-02T09:54:02Z")
Just sent you an email. Thanks in advance. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/55 "2007-08-02T09:59:27Z")
Me too, me too. I’m a dirty old man and I need research material. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/56 "2007-08-02T10:09:13Z")
Free porn is eeeeeeeeeeasy to find. I can’t believe you all need a guiding hand to locate this mine. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/57 "2007-08-02T10:55:36Z")
All replied to up to and including \*\* LouisB\*\* who asked twice. Now that’s what I call dedication 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/58 "2007-08-02T10:57:22Z")
[QUOTE=GuanoLad] Free porn is eeeeeeeeeeasy to find. I can’t believe you all need a guiding hand to locate this mine. [/QUOTE] For connersewers like what I am, and prolly you, maybe. 😛 Others do need the occasional helping hand 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/59 "2007-08-02T12:34:34Z")
[QUOTE=GuanoLad] Free porn is eeeeeeeeeeasy to find. I can’t believe you all need a guiding hand to locate this mine. [/QUOTE] See, the thing is; Nobody knew if it was one of the sites we had already known about until we got the links from **chowder**. See? I mean, cmon, give us some credit here! BTW, I’ve got my carpal tunnel surgery scheduled in 6 weeks (lessee that’s 500 pages divided by 6 weeks divided by 7 days divided by 24 hours = .49 pages per hour…yep 6 weeks), just in case. Doc says he’s got some more openings around that time if anyone else in interested… ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2007, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662/60 "2007-08-02T12:53:23Z")
[QUOTE=Uncommon Sense] See, the thing is; Nobody knew if it was one of the sites we had already known about until we got the links from **chowder**. See? I mean, cmon, give us some credit here! BTW, I’ve got my carpal tunnel surgery scheduled in 6 weeks (lessee that’s 500 pages divided by 6 weeks divided by 7 days divided by 24 hours = .49 pages per hour…yep 6 weeks), just in case. Doc says he’s got some more openings around that time if anyone else in interested… [/QUOTE] Yes but being an avid researcher I’ll doubtless find some other sites in the next 6 weeks…better ones even 😃 Phone the hospital and reschedule for August 2009 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-porn/413662.md?page=4)