# Free Ridicule Forum--Top Priority
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [November 23, 2015, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372 "2015-11-23T17:29:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/21 "2015-11-24T03:57:42Z")
> [@Stoneburg](#):
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> this could be an opportunity for you to explore someone else’s world view and linguistic framework.
Who says we have to give a first time poster & someone who can’t express themselves properly (yet comes here to complain about the board) that opportunity? You? Fine, your circus, your monkey… [translate it](http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Incoherent+Nonsense+from+whining+new+poster).
> [@Stoneburg](#):
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> The fact that you don’t understand what it is should be an indication that you’re not competent to declare it nonsense.
No, its an indication that they can’t express themselves properly or effectively in the written language of English. Until they can, what they write is indistinguishable from nonsense.
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/22 "2015-11-24T04:23:30Z")
> [@USCDiver](#):
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> Are you looking for a Free Ridicule Forum or a Ridicule Free Forum?
I vote we start a new forum for playing Thread Games about Freely Ridiculing People involved in Current Events.
> [@Sattua](#):
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> I love that word. ["risible’] Makes me think laughter is qualitatively similar to rice.
For me, I always think of the “Biggus Dickus” scene in Monty Python’s Life of Brian, since that’s the only place I’ve ever encountered that word. Then I start hearing everything I read in Pontius Pilate’s voice – which can be good or bad, depending on the circumstances.
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### Author:  [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/23 "2015-11-24T04:57:00Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> . . . Fine, your circus, your monkey… [translate it](http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Incoherent+Nonsense+from+whining+new+poster). . . .
That was fun! How is it done? Like, Javascript, or…? Anyway, fun!
The results are also fun! This is the sharpest collection of utter crap since [Crank.Net](http://Crank.Net). (I miss [Crank.Net](http://Crank.Net)! It was such a jolly place to go for horseshit like **ebuc76** ’s free-form, zero-content, stream-of-consciousness concept salad.)
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### Author:  [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/24 "2015-11-24T05:51:27Z")
**ebuc** , thanks for stopping by.
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### Author:  [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/25 "2015-11-24T06:18:10Z")
The OP should go ebuc a cactus.
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### Author:  [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/26 "2015-11-24T08:36:28Z")
> [@ebuc76](#):
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> Straight Dope forum is not straight, and the only dope they appear to have used or current use is glue. imho
Ahem, [Carbona, not glue](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyEEdcow2vE).
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### Author:  [@orangeapples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orangeapples)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/27 "2015-11-24T11:23:53Z")
I agree. I don’t know what crime he’s supposed to have committed, but with a name like Ridicule Forum, he’s suffered enough. Set the poor bastard free.
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### Author:  [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/28 "2015-11-24T12:16:55Z")
> [@USCDiver](#):
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> Are you looking for a Free Ridicule Forum or a Ridicule Free Forum? Because you’re getting the former, but you’re in the wrong place for the latter.
I thought he was protesting an illegal imprisonment in Azkaban.
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### Author:  [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/29 "2015-11-24T13:30:59Z")
> [@Sattua](#):
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> I love that word. Makes me think laughter is qualitatively similar to rice. I think it has something to do with the feeling of grains slipping through your fingers.
I always think of ideas falling along the risible spectrum.
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### Author:  [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/30 "2015-11-24T13:47:14Z")
**ecub** is cube backwards. Maybe the Time Cube guy is on a new crusade?
Time Cube guy said (for pages and pages) that anybody who disagreed with him were evil liars. That was before he finally got to his point. **ecub67** seems to think this is the proper way of selling his philosophy.
I know little about holistic science, but I am given to think that it advocates understanding a system as a whole rather than concentrating on its component parts. **ecub67** wants to extend this to the whole universe, which is why he spells it “wholistic.” Moreover, he says our universe has to be finite, or we’d never be able to understand it holistically. Anybody who disagrees is supporting/encouraging unnecessary physic slapping of others in any ridiculistic manner that tickles their cruel intentions. “Evil liars” for short.
Does he understand what bias is? Does he understand that science uses empiricism to avoid bias? Maybe he wants to be the next Newton or Einstein, who stumbles across the unknown scientific principle that all the sudden changes everything. Those individuals still needed help to get their ideas across, and they didn’t get it with pre-emptive scoffing. Or with multicolored fonts.
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### Author:  [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/31 "2015-11-24T15:00:33Z")
Actually **ecub** is buce backwards 😛
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### Author:  [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/32 "2015-11-24T15:05:37Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> **ecub** is cube backwards.
More sideways, actually.
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### Author:  [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/33 "2015-11-24T15:38:27Z")
Ah yes, another person with oddball ideas who has a meltdown when faced with Morbo saying “LIFE NOT WORK THAT WAY!”.
If neither you nor your ideas can stand scrutiny and even ridicule, the fault lies not in others, but yourself.
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### Author:  [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/34 "2015-11-24T16:12:26Z")
Word salad may be ideation, but it isn’t ideas. And certainly not profound ones.
In the same way that making random noises doesn’t constitute speech. Much less great literature.
I deeply pity people whose thinker is that badly defective. But that doesn’t mean I care to engage with them.
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### Author:  [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/35 "2015-11-24T17:51:48Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Sounds like more of that “Woo Non-Aggression Pact” to me-You pretend to understand his gibberish, he pretends to understand your gibberish, and the two of you woos stand together bravely against the viscous onslaught of logic and reason. I’ve seen this crap going on for years, and so can anyone else. All you have to is go to any “psychic fair”-dozens of woosters with dozens of mystical, magical claims, most of which contradict each other…but they will never say so to the paying customers because honesty is the very first thing to go.
That’s not really fair. **Stoneburg** can at least write a coherent sentence. And spell.
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### Author:  [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/36 "2015-11-24T17:56:51Z")
> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> That’s not really fair. **Stoneburg** can at least write a coherent sentence. And spell.
He can write a coherent sentence…that still says nothing at the end.
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### Author:  [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/37 "2015-11-24T18:09:58Z")
'zactly. He’s mastered syntax. But it’s still mostly semantics-free.
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### Author:  [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/38 "2015-11-24T18:11:48Z")
Somebody’s golden retriever just got burned…I am just not quite sure whose.
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### Author:  [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/39 "2015-11-24T18:46:34Z")
> [@TroutMan](#):
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> He can write a coherent sentence…that still says nothing at the end.
Sure. But he can at least attain intelligibility. **ebuc76** is pure gibberish. With rainbows.
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### Author:  [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2015, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-ridicule-forum-top-priority/738372/40 "2015-11-24T18:50:06Z")
Starting your incoherent, contextless posts without, at least, a [fucking color key](http://www.harding.edu/fmccown/r/bar_script3.png) would get you a long way for starters.
Also, hey, bring some goddamn context to whatever the fuck you’re rambling on about before you start slathering on the retarded, repetitious, hubris, arrogance and intellectual superiority with a putty knife.
Here’s a clue, dickwad, you’re not as smart as you think you are, so when you can manage to stop sucking your own dick, maybe we can have a real discussion on physics and philosophy.
Get over yourself.
Where’s the Tylenol?
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