# Free Shit!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 22, 2011, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708 "2011-08-22T22:22:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rekd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Rekd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rekd)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/1 "2011-08-22T22:22:17Z")
The folks who are getting Free Shit, Don’t like the folks who are paying for the Free Shit, Because the folks who are paying for the Free Shit, Can no longer afford to pay for both the Free Shit and their own Shit. And, The folks who are paying for the Free Shit, Want the Free Shit to stop. And the folks who are getting the Free Shit, Want even MORE Free Shit on top of the Free Shit they’re getting already! Now… The people who are forcing people to PAY for the Free Shit, Have told the people who are RECEIVING the Free Shit, That the people who are PAYING for the Free Shit, Are being mean, prejudiced and racist. So … the people who are GETTING the Free Shit, Have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for the Free Shit because they are selfish. And they are promised more Free Shit if they will vote for the people who force the people who pay for the Free Shit to give them even more Free Shit. And - - - - - that’s the Shit! ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/2 "2011-08-22T22:35:41Z")
Actually, I think it’s … the Pit, perhaps. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/3 "2011-08-22T22:36:02Z")
Wow, that’s a heap of shit. ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/4 "2011-08-22T22:36:41Z")
tanstafs. ---
**Author:** ![Rekd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Rekd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rekd)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/5 "2011-08-22T22:39:50Z")
> [@TubaDiva](#): > > Actually, I think it’s … the Pit, perhaps. Oops. Stoopid n00bie. Thanks for moving it for me. I only put it here cuz I thought it would directly relate to the upcoming election. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/6 "2011-08-22T22:41:44Z")
Interesting. Is this supposed to refer to some real-life happening? ---
**Author:** ![Orr\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ee59a6/32.png) [@Orr\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orr_G)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/7 "2011-08-22T22:44:24Z")
I had no idea which side the dude was on until the last line of the third, uhm, stanza. ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/8 "2011-08-22T22:49:10Z")
> [@TubaDiva](#): > > tanstafs. There Ain’t No Such Thing As a Free Shit? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/9 "2011-08-22T22:50:13Z")
There’s also no such thing as free SPAM. Which is what the OP is. Reported. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/10 "2011-08-22T22:52:14Z")
…and, er, and stuff, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/11 "2011-08-22T22:56:17Z")
Anyone care to explain what the OP is talking about? I don’t get it… Doesn’t seem to mirror anything I’ve seen in reality. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/12 "2011-08-22T23:15:11Z")
How does the Free Shit relate to the New Shit, of which [this is](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kQMDSw3Aqo&ob=av3e) ? ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/13 "2011-08-22T23:21:30Z")
Damn, **Rekd** - very accurate observation. ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/14 "2011-08-22T23:25:40Z")
True dat, yo! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/15 "2011-08-22T23:26:08Z")
I love [Free Shit.](http://www.chicagoreader.com/Bleader/archives/free-shit/) ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/16 "2011-08-22T23:29:17Z")
> [@Rekd](#): > > The folks who are getting Free Shit, > Don’t like the folks who are paying for the Free Shit, > Because the folks who are paying for the Free Shit, > Can no longer afford to pay for both the Free Shit and their own Shit. > > And, > The folks who are paying for the Free Shit, > Want the Free Shit to stop. > And the folks who are getting the Free Shit, > Want even MORE Free Shit on top of the Free Shit they’re getting already! > > Now… The people who are forcing people to PAY for the Free Shit, > Have told the people who are RECEIVING the Free Shit, > That the people who are PAYING for the Free Shit, > Are being mean, prejudiced and racist. > > So … the people who are GETTING the Free Shit, > Have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING for the > Free Shit because they are selfish. And they are promised more Free Shit if they will vote for > the people who force the people who pay for the Free Shit to give them even more Free Shit. > And - - - - - that’s the Shit! Bull Shit. ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/17 "2011-08-22T23:35:59Z")
Free Shit!!! What’s Shit’s crime? ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/18 "2011-08-22T23:40:16Z")
Ah, I see somebody else got email from their grumpy uncle… ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2011, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/19 "2011-08-22T23:46:33Z")
Is this **Super Kapowzler** ’s sock? And shit. ---
**Author:** ![REDEYZZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@REDEYZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/REDEYZZ)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/20 "2011-08-23T00:10:29Z")
True, and shitty. Was this from Fox news? :dubious: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708.md?page=2)