# Free Shit!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 22, 2011, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708 "2011-08-22T22:22:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Rekd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Rekd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rekd)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/21 "2011-08-23T00:57:11Z")

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> [@REDEYZZ](#):
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> True, and shitty.
> 
> Was this from Fox news? :dubious:

I’m not sure where it came from, but it sure is accurate. With nearly half the country on the government dole it’s no wonder it met with such hostility.

Lots of peeps here getting the Free Shit it seems. 😃

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/22 "2011-08-23T01:04:35Z")

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This is some stupid shit.

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/23 "2011-08-23T01:07:39Z")

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No peeps here, dude. We already graduated from junior school.

Peace out, bro! + appropriate gang hand signal, (just trying to make you feel comfortable!)…and shit!

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**Author:** ![Rekd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Rekd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rekd)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/24 "2011-08-23T01:08:34Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> No peeps here, dude. We already graduated from junior school.
> 
> Peace out, bro! + appropriate gang hand signal, (just trying to make you feel comfortable!)…and shit!

Koo! Thx Bra!

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**Author:** ![OneMissedPost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e7dd6/32.png) [@OneMissedPost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneMissedPost)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/25 "2011-08-23T01:09:10Z")

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This looks like spam.

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**Author:** ![Rekd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Rekd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rekd)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/26 "2011-08-23T01:11:29Z")

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> [@OneMissedPoint](#):
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> This looks like _the truth is getting too close to home and it needs to be removed from the public forum_.

Fissed for reality. 😛

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/27 "2011-08-23T01:18:48Z")

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**Rekd** , can you please tell me the point of this? It seems like an incredibly poorly-written short story with no accurate parallels in reality.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/28 "2011-08-23T01:21:26Z")

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> [@Rekd](#):
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> Fissed for reality. 😛

Don’t change text inside the quote boxes.

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**Author:** ![Rekd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Rekd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rekd)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/29 "2011-08-23T01:26:07Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Don’t change text inside the quote boxes.

Sorry, I made it very obvious it was in jest.

It won’t happen again.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/30 "2011-08-23T01:51:55Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> This is some stupid shit.

\*“But it’s really **good** shit, Mrs. Kresky!”  
\*  
[/firesigntheater]

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/31 "2011-08-23T02:04:10Z")

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Why is this SPAM thread not deleted or locked? I’m not going to offer links, but it’s the same SHIT that is posted on countless other message boards and blogs. Word for word.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2011, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-shit/593708/32 "2011-08-23T02:06:09Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Why is this SPAM thread not deleted or locked? I’m not going to offer links, but it’s the same SHIT that is posted on countless other message boards and blogs. Word for word.

Sorry. Traffic was heavy.

[Moderating]  
**Rekd** , please do not repost spam from other sites to the SDMB. No warning issued, but this thread is closed.  
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