# Free usernames! First come, first served! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2011, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881 "2011-07-31T01:47:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![HotDogWater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/35a633/32.png) [@HotDogWater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HotDogWater)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/21 "2011-07-31T15:30:39Z")
Thanks **PlainJain!** Finally a reason to register after a decade of lurking :eek: go easy on the newguy please… ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/22 "2011-07-31T15:37:24Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > Or **Hot Dog Water**. No one wants a Limp Bizkit-related name. ETA: > [@HotDogWater](#): > > Thanks **PlainJain!** > Finally a reason to register after a decade of lurking :eek: > > go easy on the newguy please… Well, no one other than the guy who just registered in order to have a Limp Bizkit-related name, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/23 "2011-07-31T15:41:20Z")
> [@HotDogWater](#): > > Thanks **PlainJain!** > Finally a reason to register after a decade of lurking :eek: > > go easy on the newguy please… Cool. No goat jokes from me! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![HotDogWater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/35a633/32.png) [@HotDogWater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HotDogWater)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/24 "2011-07-31T18:08:20Z")
Sorry, **Snowboarder** , no Chocolate Starfish reference here. We throw the term around at work using the [Urban Dictionary](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+dog+water)definition. ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/25 "2011-07-31T20:37:42Z")
Get 'em now folks while they’re hot: [ul] [li]Life in the Slow Lane[/li] [li]Don’t Wake the Neighbors![/li] [li]2 Fast 2 Furious[/li] [li]Bruce Lee’s Pinkie[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/26 "2011-07-31T20:43:22Z")
> [@HotDogWater](#): > > Sorry, **Snowboarder** , no Chocolate Starfish reference here. We throw the term around at work using the [Urban Dictionary](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+dog+water)definition. Yeah… that’s the same thing Limp Bizkit meant, dude. ---
**Author:** ![YaraMateo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/58f4c7/32.png) [@YaraMateo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaraMateo)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/27 "2011-07-31T23:00:52Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Yeah… that’s the same thing Limp Bizkit meant, dude. I know why the name sounds cool, but it’s always going to be linked with a douche band (well I guess just douche lead singer) to people who I assume are around your age. But please don’t use this shitty welcome as reason not to post. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/28 "2011-08-01T02:45:52Z")
blithering idiot ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/29 "2011-08-01T03:24:25Z")
> [@carnut](#): > > blithering idiot Take it to the pit! Reported. Just Kidding. (there - three more good handles) mmm ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/30 "2011-08-01T06:16:12Z")
**Sneaky Snark Sniper** ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/31 "2011-08-01T06:44:52Z")
Vagiant 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/32 "2011-08-01T07:07:23Z")
**Helen Buckshot** ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/33 "2011-08-01T07:09:25Z")
**Stainless Steel Sinks** ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/34 "2011-08-01T07:47:54Z")
> [@HotDogWater](#): > > Thanks **PlainJain!** > Finally a reason to register after a decade of lurking :eek: > > go easy on the newguy please… Glad I could help you break out of lurking! Welcome. ---
**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/35 "2011-08-01T09:16:52Z")
Precognitively Impaired Hard of Thinking Uniquely Identical A soul (say it aloud) See Previous Name Shortest lived Name before Banning Moderatercowheadpoopyface ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/36 "2011-08-01T13:03:14Z")
When I registered, I was very nearly **The Man with The Yellow Hat** ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/37 "2011-08-01T15:16:28Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Say what? > > No, no, I don’t want to know. > > I’m not listening…hmm hmm hmm, la la la! She’s called … Incontinentia … [Incontinentia Buttocks](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/38 "2011-08-01T15:20:17Z")
I’m not gonna click that link. Nope. Is there an elephant? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/39 "2011-08-01T15:23:06Z")
I’d like **Anna Lingus** if I was a girl. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/40 "2011-08-01T15:25:58Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I’m not gonna click that link. > Nope. Betcha do. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881.md?page=3)