# Free usernames! First come, first served! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 31, 2011, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881 "2011-07-31T01:47:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/41 "2011-08-01T15:26:39Z")
I’ve always wanted a name with “ghoti” in it. But, lack a clever idea. **ghoti-erman? Kingghotier? ghoti ing pole?** I like the English pronunciation reference, but could really care less about fishing. So, not really suggestions, but maybe something to start with. Also, is there a **Turd Ferguson** registered? Cause if there isn’t, there should be. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/42 "2011-08-01T15:28:47Z")
**Cunning Linguist** **Cunning Runt** ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/43 "2011-08-01T18:47:16Z")
Ophelia Rage Ophelia Hardin Ophelia Pierce Amino Hag Dave Reckoning ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/44 "2011-08-01T18:54:46Z")
Here’s a treasure trove of joke names. Marge Innovera, Erasmus B. Dragon, and dozens more. [http://www.cartalk.com/content/about/credits/credits.html](http://www.cartalk.com/content/about/credits/credits.html) ---
**Author:** ![MacGyverInSeattle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@MacGyverInSeattle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacGyverInSeattle)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/45 "2011-08-01T21:55:20Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > **Cunning Linguist** Dang, if I didn’t already have a user name… Mac ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/46 "2011-08-01T23:02:28Z")
Three different ones I almost went with: Gossamer Nasty Canasta Blacque Jacque Shellacque ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/47 "2011-08-01T23:39:35Z")
How long can usernames be? I was seriously thinking of changing my name to Dr. Lucifer A. Satan. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/48 "2011-08-02T03:14:59Z")
Dr. BombaY (as in gin) Your Company Name Here Name the Band ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/49 "2011-08-02T03:24:47Z")
J.J.J. Smith ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/50 "2011-08-02T03:53:12Z")
Courtesy of the [Random Sci-fi Pulp Title Generator](http://thrilling-tales.webomator.com/derange-o-lab/title-o-tron.shtml#titleotron): Pulsating Ferret Adamant Spider of Doom Primordial Glacier of Mystery Lesser Test Tube of Armageddon > [@brewha](#): > > I’ve always wanted a name with “ghoti” in it. But, lack a clever idea. Super ghoti Al? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/51 "2011-08-02T03:56:28Z")
**You Can Call Me Ray** ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/52 "2011-08-02T04:08:32Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > **Cunning Linguist** > [@MacGyverInSeattle](#): > > Dang, if I didn’t already have a user name… Somebody registered as **CunningLinguist** last month, although he hasn’t posted. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/53 "2011-08-02T04:10:17Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Somebody registered as **CunningLinguist** last month, although he hasn’t posted. You’d think he’d have a mouthful to say. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/54 "2011-08-02T04:24:19Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > You’d think he’d have a mouthful to say. “Mmmfmrrmffmmmfgh!” ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/55 "2011-08-03T12:02:40Z")
Anybody used **General Discussion**? ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/56 "2011-08-03T15:48:52Z")
> [@furryman](#): > > Anybody used **General Discussion**? If so did they start out as **Private Discussion**? ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/57 "2011-08-03T15:50:11Z")
I want **Agent Foxtrot.** ---
**Author:** ![Nan\_Sequitur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e36b37/32.png) [@Nan\_Sequitur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nan_Sequitur)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/58 "2011-08-04T05:31:53Z")
**Jack Inhofe** , the even less intelligent brother of Sen. James Inhofe. ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/59 "2011-08-04T06:03:07Z")
> [@AskNott](#): > > Here’s a treasure trove of joke names. Marge Innovera, Erasmus B. Dragon, and dozens more. > > [Staff credits | Car Talk](http://www.cartalk.com/content/about/credits/credits.html) From that website Hugh and Mia Donnagria would be perfect for someone who spent a lot of time in GD. Or the pit. Well anywhere here really. Incidentally I have never understood Head of Working Mother Support Group Erasmus B. Dragon just can’t parse it or I am missing something crucial.( a clue etc) ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2011, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/60 "2011-08-04T06:29:32Z")
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