# Free usernames! First come, first served!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 31, 2011, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881 "2011-07-31T01:47:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Walther\_Ego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Walther\_Ego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walther_Ego)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/81 "2011-08-30T06:43:51Z")

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> [@furryman](#):
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> Anybody used **General Discussion**?

Or Corporal Punishment?

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/82 "2011-08-31T00:55:38Z")

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How about Private Parts?

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**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/83 "2011-08-31T01:24:32Z")

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Jimmy Changa

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/84 "2011-08-31T01:34:22Z")

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**Jimmy Hoffa**

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**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/free-usernames-first-come-first-served/590881/85 "2011-08-31T01:37:33Z")

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I read it first from this site.

I think **Bob Loblaw** is hilarious.

If you don’t get it say it out loud.

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