# "Freedom Fries" for the Fatherland

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 20, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274 "2003-02-20T05:19:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/41 "2003-02-20T13:44:35Z")

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I reckon I like me them freedom fried potaters mmm-hmm

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**Author:** ![booka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@booka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/booka)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/42 "2003-02-20T13:50:54Z")

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> Apos quote:
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> I’ll say it once. It’s flat out racist. There’s simply no other description for it. The people hurt by economic dropoff may or may not have any opinion on the war at all, or any control over their government’s position. To not buy products based on a scattershot association of nationality and ethnicity with a particular position by the government is ridiculous.

Indeed - there actually is another description for it, since yours is incorrect.

The French people are not a “race”. They are a nationality comprised of many races of people. One could be called a bigot for making sweeping and negative generalizations about the French. But, racist? No.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/43 "2003-02-20T14:02:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Brutus \*  
> \*\*You have passed up a good opportunity to remain quiet, and it shows poor upbringing. \*\*

Et tu, Bruté.

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**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/44 "2003-02-20T14:30:27Z")

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No more French kissing? Good grief. I’m trying to imagine what would happen if the Greeks joined Britain in standing firmly behind Bush. The mind quakes.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/45 "2003-02-20T14:53:43Z")

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> Good. Maybe they’ll vote for less of an asshat then Chirac next time around.

Well, would you rather his opponent won?

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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/46 "2003-02-20T14:57:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by hawthorne \*  
> \*\*2. The analogy “didn’t make sense” because you didn’t understand it. I expect Desmostylus thinks Brutus thinks Chirac is an asshat _because_ that’s the line Bush’s supporters are taking. \*\*

No, I understood it perfectly, apparently you can’t read and/or structure an argument. **Brutus** called Chirac an asshat, not the French. **Desmo** then used a flawed analogy to call Americans asshats due to their electoral choices. See how they don’t mesh?

Next, it doesn’t matter why **Brutus** thinks Chirac is an asshat, nor does it matter why **Desmolytus** thinks **Brutus** thinks Chirac is an asshat. The analogy _still_ doesn’t hold up. Moreover, the second sentence I quotedfrom you has nothing to do with the first.

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> _Originally posted by Desmostylus_  
> **As for Brutus, I just got the impression that he was saying the French deserved whatever they got simply because of who they voted for. I did a simple tit-for-tat and labelled Americans because of who they voted for. It’s ridiculous either way.**

Well, see, the difference is that it’s not a tit-for-tat. One is saying Americans are asshats because of who they voted for, the other is not.

Second, the idea that the French deserve what they get because of who they vote for is **not** ridiculous. When you legitimately and lawfully elect a certain, the legal consequences of those actions rightly and fairly fall upon you as well.

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/47 "2003-02-20T15:06:42Z")

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You’re good at debating, **Neurotik** , I have to hand it to you there. You should try your hand at math. You’d make a phenomenal math debater.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/48 "2003-02-20T15:24:14Z")

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Looks like Desmo got what he wanted **AND** got his ass kicked. 😃

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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/49 "2003-02-20T15:42:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \*  
> \*\*You’re good at debating, **Neurotik** , I have to hand it to you there. You should try your hand at math. You’d make a phenomenal math debater. \*\*

I owe most of my skills to the SDMB. 😃

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/50 "2003-02-20T15:47:32Z")

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**Lib** , I must apologise. I missed this sentence: “I trust her so much that, since I have learned that she is the one who banned Noctober, I now agree with the decision.”

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/51 "2003-02-20T16:21:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Neurotik \*  
> \*\*I owe most of my skills to the SDMB. 😃 \*\*

You saying we’re a bunch of tossers?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/52 "2003-02-20T16:33:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Brutus \*  
> \*\*‘Freedom Weiner’ is great name for a ba…N’er mind. \*\*

Hey, man, is that _Freedom Weiner_, man?

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/53 "2003-02-20T16:46:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \*  
> \*\ ***Lib** , I must apologise. I missed this sentence: “I trust her so much that, since I have learned that she is the one who banned Noctober, I now agree with the decision.” \*\*

Apology gladly accepted! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/54 "2003-02-20T17:03:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ludovic \*  
> \*\*Hey, man, is that _Freedom Weiner_, man? \*\*

Well turn it up!🆒

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/55 "2003-02-20T17:41:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \*  
> \*\*It’s still fun to take [cheap shots at the french](http://216.232.71.251/~larry/miscpics/surrender.jpg), though. \*\*

Fascist ketchup. That’s all I’m going to say about that disorganized, bizarre image.

😃

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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/56 "2003-02-20T17:41:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jjimm \*  
> \*\*You saying we’re a bunch of tossers? \*\*

Tossers? I don’t think so. Unless tossers is a good thing - which it has not been in my limited experience.

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**Author:** ![TigoleBitties](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@TigoleBitties](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TigoleBitties)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/57 "2003-02-20T18:59:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SweetLucy \*  
> \*\*Are they going to ban French (oops, I mean Freedom) kissing now? Yikes! Or French manicures? \*\*

Or worse  
THE FRENCH TICKLER!

I am sure a lot of the ladies here will be dismayed to give up “Mr. Happy” for the good of the country.

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**Author:** ![AveDementia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@AveDementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AveDementia)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/58 "2003-02-21T00:15:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Legomancer \*  
> \*\*I reckon I like me them freedom fried potaters mmm-hmm \*\*

Step away from the Kaiser blade…

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/59 "2003-02-21T00:42:07Z")

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> **Derleth:** Fascist ketchup. That’s all I’m going to say about that disorganized, bizarre image.

Tomatotalitarianism is just what’s needed for those Freedom Fries. The streets will run red.

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**Author:** ![Apollyon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/apollyon/32/4238_2.png) [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freedom-fries-for-the-fatherland/156274/60 "2003-02-21T01:06:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by booka \*  
> \*\*The French people are not a “race”. They are a nationality comprised of many races of people. One could be called a bigot for making sweeping and negative generalizations about the French. But, racist? No. \*\*

One could could even be called a _chauvinist_ – one would hopefully appreciate the irony. 🙂

Main Entry: chauvinism  
Etymology: French chauvinisme, from Nicolas Chauvin, character noted for his excessive patriotism and devotion to Napoleon in Theodore and Hippolyte Cogniard’s play La Cocarde tricolore (1831)  
1 : excessive or blind patriotism – compare JINGOISM

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