# freekalette's Laid-Back Sex Feud \[Game Over\]
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [August 27, 2008, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381 "2008-08-27T03:01:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/1 "2008-08-27T03:01:06Z")
Well, here we go. Thanks to [this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10136288&postcount=95) I have decided to make my own feud.
You know the rules; post the most popular answer you can think of to the questions. Because it’s a Laid-Back Feud, and because I’m sure there are lazy Dopers out there (I’m one of 'em) I don’t care if you number your answers, add comments, or whatever. And just because I like to bite off as much as I can possibly chew, it’ll stay open until we get 100 entries, or until Tuesday September 2 at noon, whichever comes first. Are you ready?? Happy posting!
**1. Name a food associated with sex.**
**2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.**
**3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.**
**4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?**
**5. Give a euphimism for sex.**
**6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?**
**7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?**
**8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.**
**9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.**
**10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.**
**BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.**
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/2 "2008-08-27T03:04:23Z")
1. Chocolate
2. Oh baby
3. Vibrator
4. Shower
5. Doing the nasty
6. 3-way
7. Sex with a celebrity
8. Your kid
9. 69
10. Anal
BONUS: Pulled muscle
Fun Feud! Good luck with scoring. 😉
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### Author:  [@Chum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chum)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/3 "2008-08-27T03:07:38Z")
1. Whipped cream
2. Oh my God!
3. Anal plug
4. Banana?
5. Doing the nasty
6. Blow job
7. Threesome
8. Kid
9. Cunnilingus
10. Anal
Bonus: Back injuries
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### Author:  [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/4 "2008-08-27T03:08:04Z")
**Missed Edit Window…**
DO NOT read answers before you post!! Use the honor your Uncle Cecil gave you. If you don’t, I’ll throw you into the initiation room and leave the lights off!
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### Author:  [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/5 "2008-08-27T03:08:31Z")
1. Whipped cream
2. Oh god
3. Blow up doll
4. Washing machine
5. Knock boots
6. Threesome
7. Prostitute with a heart of gold
8. Parent
9. Cunnilingus
10. Anal sex
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### Author:  [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/6 "2008-08-27T03:10:53Z")
1. Whipped cream
2. Oh god!
3. A butt plug
4. Breasts
5. Making love
6. Bondage
7. Threesomes
8. Kid
9. Blowjob
10. Anal sex
Bonus: Back strain
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### Author:  [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/7 "2008-08-27T03:12:34Z")
1. Chocolate
2. “Yes! Yes!”
3. A dildo
4. Ice cream
5. “Fucking”
6. Threesome
7. Sex with a famous actor or model
8. A kid
9. Manual stimulation
10. Anal sex
BONUS: Back injury
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### Author:  [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/8 "2008-08-27T03:17:36Z")
[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn]
Fun Feud! Good luck with scoring. 😉
[/QUOTE]
Thanks, I think. Going to sleep now; will sort out the mess in the morning. 😛
(Please note that the reason I didn’t give this over to you is that I know you’ve been handling about 87 bazillion Feuds, so I figured you could use a break.)
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### Author:  [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/9 "2008-08-27T03:33:12Z")
**1. Name a food associated with sex.**
Strawberries
**2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.**
“Oh god!”
(Or "oh bufftabby! 😉 )
**3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.**
Butt plug.
**4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?**
Cucumbers.
**5. Give a euphimism for sex.**
Doin’ it.
**6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?**
Menage a trois
**7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?**
Um…transqueer dominatrix?
**8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.**
David Hasselhoff
**9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.**
Lesbian 69!
**10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.**
Buttsex
**BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.**
Sore windpipe
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### Author:  [@meenie7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meenie7)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/10 "2008-08-27T03:33:30Z")
1. Cucumber
2. Oh God!
3. Anal beads
4. a bicycle, if you’re a girl
5. sleeping with her/him
6. A little light spanking
7. Full-on BDSM leather-clad whippy time 🙂
8. Your kid
9. Licking/sucking a woman’s nipples
10. Anal
BONUS: Bruising from being too rough
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### Author:  [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/11 "2008-08-27T03:46:18Z")
1. Strawberries
2. “Yes! Yes!”
3. Double-ended dildo
4. Er, a bicycle?
5. Getting laid
6. Sex with a friend
7. Sex with a Playboy Centerfold
8. Kid
9. Hand job
10. Incest
BONUS: Strained leg muscle
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### Author:  [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/12 "2008-08-27T03:51:17Z")
So does anyone else find the very concept of a “sex feud” kinda disturbing? :eek:
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/13 "2008-08-27T03:54:40Z")
1. Chocolate
2. “Oh, my God!”
3. Penile enlarger
4. Bananas (when eaten enticingly)
5. Horizontal rhumba
6. An affair with a coworker
7. A drop-dead gorgeous stranger walking right up and propositioning you
8. A sleepy toddler
9. Handjob
10. Cleveland Steamer
Bonus: Strained back
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### Author:  [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/14 "2008-08-27T03:55:09Z")
1. Chocolate
2. “Oh God!”
3. Small condoms
4. The bed
5. Making whoopie
6. Public sex
7. Threesome
8. Mother
9. Oral
10. Buttsecks
BONUS: Carpet burn
ETA: I have no idea why you’d go to a sex shop to buy condoms (of any size) :smack:
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### Author:  [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/15 "2008-08-27T03:59:09Z")
1. Chocolate
2. Oh, yes!
3. blow up doll
4. Money
5. Making the two backed beast
6. Threesome
7. Getting married after he knocks you up
8. The children
9. cunnilingus
10. Anal sex
BONUS: Throwing out one’s back
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### Author:  [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/16 "2008-08-27T04:08:12Z")
1. strawberries
2. Oh God
3. Penis enlarger/pump
4. Washing Machine
5. Fighting Crime
6. Sex with a friend
7. Sex with a Nun
8. Kid
9. Hand Job
10. Anal
Bonus: Pulled Muscle
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### Author:  [@BrassyPhrase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrassyPhrase)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/17 "2008-08-27T04:11:37Z")
[QUOTE=freekalette]
Well, here we go. Thanks to [this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10136288&postcount=95) I have decided to make my own feud.
You know the rules; post the most popular answer you can think of to the questions. Because it’s a Laid-Back Feud, and because I’m sure there are lazy Dopers out there (I’m one of 'em) I don’t care if you number your answers, add comments, or whatever. And just because I like to bite off as much as I can possibly chew, it’ll stay open until we get 100 entries, or until Tuesday September 2 at noon, whichever comes first. Are you ready?? Happy posting!
1. Any food prepared for me!
2. “Oh god yes!” \
3. Butt plug
4. Shoes (I’m a woman not that into shoes, but every man I know is.)
5. Sweet monkey love
6. Threeway
7. Threeway with someone besides your partner that you would ever imagine you’d threeway with.
8. For people my age, a child. But for me–someone that makes me call the cops.
9. Cunnilingus
10. Coprophilia
Bonus: in a bout of fun kinda rough sex, my partner came very close to biting my nipple off–we both moved almost exactly in the wrong direction, he started crying when I screamed and I was afraid to look. I’m fine, but I had a bite mark that scared the hell outta me
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### Author:  [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/18 "2008-08-27T04:46:46Z")
1. Whipped cream
2. Oh, God
3. Strap-on harness thingy
4. Bras
5. getting some
6. bondage
7. Rape
8. offspring
9. caressing
10. anal
Bonus: Rugburns!
Man, **freek** this was a lot tougher than I figured it’d be. Fun, though, and good luck to you on the scoring.
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### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/19 "2008-08-27T04:55:41Z")
1. Honey
2. OH MY GOD
3. Dildo
4. Women
5. sleept together
6. Bondage
7. Threesome
8. a kid
9. masturbation
10. incest
BONUS: carpet burn
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### Author:  [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/20 "2008-08-27T04:58:36Z")
**1. Cherry**
**2. Yeeeeeeeeesss!**
**3. Dildo**
**4. Lollipop**
**5. Make love**
**6. Aggressive woman takes charge**
**7. Orgy with room full of models**
**8. Roommate**
**9. Kissing**
**10. Sodomy**
**BONUS: Pull a muscle**
[/QUOTE]
I’ll be in mah bunk.
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