# freekalette's Laid-Back Sex Feud \[Game Over\]
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [August 27, 2008, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381 "2008-08-27T03:01:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/21 "2008-08-27T05:10:55Z")
1. Chocolate
2. Oh God!
3. Butt Plug
4. Computer
5. Make Love
6. Anal Sex
7. Sex With a Celebrity
8. Children
9. Cunnilingus
10. Anal Sex
Bonus: Sprained Tongue.
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### Author:  [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/22 "2008-08-27T05:14:41Z")
1. Whipped cream
2. Oh God!
3. Condoms
4. Ladies underwear
5. Doing the nasty
6. Sex in public places
7. Anonymous sex
8. Child
9. Fondling
10. Anal sex
BONUS: Scratches
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### Author:  [@ShermanAter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShermanAter)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/23 "2008-08-27T05:27:09Z")
1. whipped cream
2. Oh God
3. butt plug
4. internet porn
5. getting it on
6. threesome
7. swinging
8. kid
9. hand job
10. anal
BONUS: rug burns
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### Author:  [@VanillaGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VanillaGorilla)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/24 "2008-08-27T06:23:49Z")
[QUOTE=freekalette]
Well, here we go. Thanks to [this post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10136288&postcount=95) I have decided to make my own feud.
You know the rules; post the most popular answer you can think of to the questions. Because it’s a Laid-Back Feud, and because I’m sure there are lazy Dopers out there (I’m one of 'em) I don’t care if you number your answers, add comments, or whatever. And just because I like to bite off as much as I can possibly chew, it’ll stay open until we get 100 entries, or until Tuesday September 2 at noon, whichever comes first. Are you ready?? Happy posting!
**1. Name a food associated with sex.**
**2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.**
**3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.**
**4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?**
**5. Give a euphimism for sex.**
**6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?**
**7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?**
**8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.**
**9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.**
**10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.**
**BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.**
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1. Whipped cream
2. Oh my god! (:D)
3. Erection pump
4. ???
5. “doing it”
6. oral sex (that counts, right?)
7. sex with twins?
8. The child of the couple having sex
9. oral sex
10. anal sex
BONUS: strained muscles
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### Author:  [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/25 "2008-08-27T08:00:26Z")
1. Whipped Cream
2. “God!”
3. A Bible
4. stockings
5. Beast with two backs
6. Outdoor sex
7. 3-Way - two men, one woman
8. child
9. Dry Hump
10. Incest
BONUS: Rug Burn
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### Author:  [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/26 "2008-08-27T08:50:42Z")
1. banana
2. Oh, God!
3. anal beads?
4. taco?
5. fucking (did you want a polite one? “nookie”.)
6. outdoor sex
7. menage a whatever
8. one’s child
9. head
10. anal
BONUS: pelvic saddle bruises
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### Author:  [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/27 "2008-08-27T10:40:24Z")
1. whipped cream
2. ohgodohgodohgod!
3. vibrator
4. feathers
5. roll in the hay
6. none of mine, that’s for damn sure
7. any of mine 😉
8. a roommate
9. oral
10. anal
BONUS: pulling a back muscle
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### Author:  [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/28 "2008-08-27T11:22:07Z")
**1. Name a food associated with sex.**
Chocolate
**2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.**
Oh my god!
**3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.**
Men’s masturbating device, ie, a fake vagina.
**4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?**
Washing machine.
**5. Give a euphimism for sex.**
Making love.
**6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?**
Threesome.
**7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?**
Sex with celebrety.
**8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.**
Flatmate.
**9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.**
Oral.
**10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.**
Felching
**BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.**
Broken penis.
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### Author:  [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/29 "2008-08-27T12:39:19Z")
1. Whipped Cream
2. Oh god
3. Dildo
4. Shoes
5. Doing it
6. Threesome
7. Twins
8. Kid
9. Oral
10. Anal
Bonus. Rug Burns
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/30 "2008-08-27T13:09:56Z")
**1. Name a food associated with sex.**
Whipped cream. This is unfortunate, because anyone who’s ever tried it knows better. I once dated this woman who decided to try it. She piled so much whipped cream and cherries on my chest that I felt not so much like a sex object as a freakin’ PLATE. Afterwards we both stank like sour milk, despite repeated showering.
**2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.**
“Oh my god the cat saw us!”
**3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.**
Dentures.
**4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?**
My computer. Honestly.
**5. Give a euphimism for sex.**
Horizontal Mambo
**6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?**
Foot fetishes
**7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?**
Random amusement park hookup on the ferris wheel
**8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.**
My GF’s daughter. Yes, it has happened.
**9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.**
Mutual masturbation
**10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.**
Drinking pee
**BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.**
Broken penis (no, has never happened to me)
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### Author:  [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/31 "2008-08-27T13:19:36Z")
1. Oysters
2. “Oh my God!”
3. Condoms – in the [Napoleonic size](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/040102.html)
4. Banana
5. Nookie
6. Having a three-way
7. Being the only male at a sorority party
8. Your and/or your partner’s kid
9. Masturbation
10. Anilingus
BONUS: [Death by autoerotic asphyxiation](http://www.metnews.com/articles/padf052002.htm)
11. Eat 'em raw!
12. In other words, for very poorly-endowed men
13. And, according to posts I’ve read, it’s more likely to be disappointingly awkward than incredibly erotic
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### Author:  [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/32 "2008-08-27T13:30:30Z")
1. Banana
2. I’m going to come!
3. Hand cuffs (which is assumed to be the most popular answer not the most embarrassing)
4. Women?
5. Getting some
6. Sexy clothing
7. She/he brings a friend
8. Your child
9. Male masturbation? (penetrates the fist…)
10. Anal sex
Bonus: Penile fracture
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### Author:  [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/33 "2008-08-27T13:33:57Z")
**1. Name a food associated with sex.** Chocolate
**2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.** “Oh God”
**3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.** Vibrator.
**4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?** I have no idea what you mean by this. Banana?
**5. Give a euphimism for sex.** Doing the nasty.
**6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?** Threesome
**7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?** Sex with a celebrity.
**8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.** Small child.
**9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.** Blowjob.
**10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.** Um, I don’t know. Watersports?
**BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.** Bite marks.
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### Author:  [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/34 "2008-08-27T13:46:52Z")
**1. Name a food associated with sex.** Oysters
**2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.** Oh God!
**3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.** Enema kit
**4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?** Panties
**5. Give a euphimism for sex.** Doing it.
**6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?** BD
**7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?** Multiple Partners
**8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.** Child
**9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.** Handjob
**10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.** Anal interecourse
**BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.** Pulled muscle
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### Author:  [@MeanJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanJoe)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/35 "2008-08-27T14:07:38Z")
**1. Name a food associated with sex.**
Chocolate (sauce)
**2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.**
I’m cummiiiiiiiiiiii-ng!
**3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.**
Anal plug.
**4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?**
No answer - cannot think of an “everyday” object that would cause arousal in me.
**5. Give a euphimism for sex.**
Bumpin’ uglies.
**6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?**
Having sex.
**7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?**
Threesome.
**8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.**
A burgler (I live alone).
**9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.**
Titty-f\*ck.
**10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.**
Gender reversal play.
**BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.**
To me: Fell off the bed once, no serious injury other than “OW!” when I hit the floor.
To her: Bloody nose from my forehead to her nose contact.
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### Author:  [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/36 "2008-08-27T16:11:19Z")
1. Whipped Cream
2. Oh my god.
3. Double dildo
4. Cucumber
5. Whoopie (or revving yer Harley =^.^=)
6. Actually having sex
7. Tentacles
8. a parent (Woohoo! Bonus to living alone)
9. BDSM
10. Bondage (at least theoretically. When I was packing stuff for a couple of adult webstores we sold A LOT of bondage stuff. Of course I don’t think any of ours was _quality_ but still.)
Bonus: Bruises
Am I the only one who’s more concerned about freaking people out than the score?
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### Author:  [@Trollhaugen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trollhaugen)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/37 "2008-08-27T16:33:53Z")
1. Name a food associated with sex.
oysters
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.
fuck me
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.
crotchless chaps
4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?
my hand
5. Give a euphimism for sex.
putting sour cream in the taco
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
bondage
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
group orgy
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
your kid
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
licking
10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.
ass to mouth
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.
pulled hammy
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### Author:  [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/38 "2008-08-27T16:35:17Z")
1. Oysters
2. Yes! Yes! Yes!\*
3. Dildo
4. Sexy shoe
5. Nookie
6. Sex in an unlikely place
7. Orgy
8. The couple’s child
9. Cunnilingus
10. Anal
Bonus: Autoerotic asphyxiation
\*It worked for the lady on the Herbal Essence commercial… 😛
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### Author:  [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/39 "2008-08-27T16:36:37Z")
This thing is going to be hell on wheels to score.
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### Author:  [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/40 "2008-08-27T16:54:02Z")
1. Whipped Cream
2. Oh God!
3. Dildo (hey, I’m a guy - and sure don’t need them)
4. Breasts (I see them every day)
5. The Beast with two backs
6. Selma Hayek walking into my room and getting jiggy with it (I can hope it’s reasonable, right)
7. Selma Hayek walking into my room and getting jiggy with it ☹
8. Mom
9. handjob
10. Goatse
BONUS: Rugburns
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