# freekalette's Laid-Back Sex Feud \[Game Over\]
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [August 27, 2008, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381 "2008-08-27T03:01:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/41 "2008-08-27T17:12:02Z")
1. Whipped cream
2. Oh, God!
3. Dildo
4. Feather
5. Nookie
6. One night stand
7. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
8. Mom
9. Spanking
10. Anal
Bonus: Jaw cramp
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### Author:  [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/42 "2008-08-27T18:06:38Z")
You guys (and girls) are killing me!! I’m starting to wish I woulda just set the scoring based on funniest answers. Bubster keeps coming over and asking me what’s wrong, because I’m laughing and crying like loony.
I honestly don’t care how hard the scoring proccess will be; it’s sooooo worth it!
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### Author:  [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/43 "2008-08-27T18:43:06Z")
1. oysters
2.Ohhhhhhhhhuurrrrrrrgh!
2. anal beads
3. females
4. Nooky
6.Sex with a postman.
5. that one with a room full of horny Kylies.
6. a parent
9.nipple sucking
7. Incest
B. A sprained wrist.
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### Author:  [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/44 "2008-08-27T18:49:17Z")
**1. Name a food associated with sex.** Mangoes.
**2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.** “F\*\*\* me!”
**3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.** A pony tail butt plug.
**4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?** High heels.
**5. Give a euphimism for sex.** Bumpin’ uglies.
**6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?** Woman wears naughty cheerleader outfit.
**7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?** Hot lesbians decide to take random schlub home with them.
**8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.** Your MOM.
**9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.** Frottage.
**10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.** Pegging.
**BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.** Penile fracture.
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/45 "2008-08-27T19:09:28Z")
1. Name a food associated with sex.
Chocolate sauce
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.
Fuck fuck fuck
3. Name an item that would be embarassing to purchase at a sex store.
Anything ‘jokey’ e.g. penis pasta
4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?
Washing machine
5. Give a euphemism for sex.
Doin’ it
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
Bondage
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
Female celebrity/male fan hook-up
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
Houseguest (if I can stretch it a little, family pet)
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
Heavy petting
10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.
Felching
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.
Sprained penis
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### Author:  [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/46 "2008-08-27T19:21:27Z")
1. Chocolate
2. Oh god!
3. Vibrator/dildo
4. shoe
5. horizontal bop
6. sex in public place
7. sex with sisters
8. toddler son or daughter
9. blow job
10. anal
BONUS: penis break
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### Author:  [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/47 "2008-08-27T19:27:36Z")
1. Oysters
2. I love you
3. Dildo
4. Banana
5. Sleeping with
6. Sex with stranger
7. three way
8. child
9. hand job
10. anal
bonus: broken penis
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### Author:  [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/48 "2008-08-27T20:19:43Z")
1. Whipped cream
2. OMG
3. Small condom
4. Depends on the day - I’ll take no points, Alex
5. Booty (as in “Booty call”)
6. Quicky in public
7. Orgasm at dinner table
8. Kid
9. Massage
10. Sex with animal
BONUS: Cramp
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### Author:  [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/49 "2008-08-27T20:28:46Z")
1. cherries
2. oh god
3. Anal intruder 20000
4. my penis
5. boinking
6. sex with spouse
7. sex with someone other than my spouse.
8. kid
9. cunnilingus
10. anal
bonus. rug burn
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### Author:  [@Moment\_Slayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moment_Slayer)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/50 "2008-08-27T20:52:13Z")
1. Banana
2. Oh God
3. Anal Lube
4. Alcohol
5. Getting Lucky
6. Sex on the Beach
7. Sex on an Airplane
8. Kids
9. Hand Job
10. Sex with animals
Bonus: Torn labia
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### Author:  [@Superfreaknduper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfreaknduper)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/51 "2008-08-27T20:55:26Z")
1. Strawberries…
2. Oh my god!
3. Gerbil remover
4. Bicycle seat
5. Horizontal Mambo
6. sex on the beach
7. Me being bombarded by a bus load of bisexual female cheerleaders
8. Parents (for us younger dopers) Kids (for them older dopers)
9. Oral sex…
10. Peeing on some one.
BONUS: banging your forehead on the wall. falling in the shower…
this is going to be quite the spread out and fun gauntlet of answers 😃
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### Author:  [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/52 "2008-08-27T22:18:39Z")
1. Oysters
2. “Yes!”
3. Penis-enlarging device
4. Men in three-piece suits
5. Doin’ it
6. Spontaneous sex in unlikely place
7. Sex with my film-star crush
8. Child
9. Masturbation
10. Anal sex
BONUS: Nose broken on pubic bone
11. ewwwww
12. No, really! But I seldom see this anymore around here.
13. Anthony Hopkins.
14. Taboo to some. I like it.
BONUS: I bloodied a partner’s nose once, but it wasn’t actually _broken_. I’m all “what’d you stop for! I was _there_.” And he’s groaning out “I thig you broge my dose.”
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### Author:  [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/53 "2008-08-27T22:26:53Z")
[QUOTE=Moment Slayer]
Bonus: Torn labia
[/QUOTE]
Gaaahhh! I don’t wanna know.
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### Author:  [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/54 "2008-08-27T22:31:19Z")
[QUOTE=This’ll Do]
Gaaahhh! I don’t wanna know.
[/QUOTE]
I do. How in the _fuck_ do you accomplish something like that?!
(Perhaps tell in a spoiler tag, for the squeamish?)
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### Author:  [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)
#### Post date: [August 27, 2008, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/55 "2008-08-27T23:40:04Z")
[QUOTE=freekalette]
**1. Name a food associated with sex.**
**2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.**
**3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.**
**4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?**
**5. Give a euphimism for sex.**
**6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?**
**7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?**
**8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.**
**9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.**
**10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.**
**BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.**
[/QUOTE]
1. Chocolate
2. Yes! Yes! Oh God, Yes!
3. Penis pump
4. Stockings
5. Boinking
6. Three way
7. Three way involving Brad Pitt and Matt Damon
8. Not Brad Pitt or Matt Damon
9. Mastubation
10. Beastiality
BONUS: Broken heart?
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### Author:  [@Kyrie\_Eleison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyrie_Eleison)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/56 "2008-08-28T06:51:17Z")
1. Cherry
2. “Oh, God, I’m coming”
3. Strap-on
4. Panties
5. Doing the nasty
6. Threesome
7. Necrophilia
8. Child
9. Fellatio
10. Analingus
BONUS: Bruised/chafed erogenous zones.
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### Author:  [@DfrntBreign](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DfrntBreign)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/57 "2008-08-28T13:45:25Z")
**1. Name a food associated with sex.**
cantelope
**2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.**
“Wrong hole, you stupid bastard!!!”
**3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.**
car battery
**4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?**
soup ladle (apparently)
**5. Give a euphimism for sex.**
“practising for procreation”
**6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?**
someone will have sex with someone else
**7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?**
I will be involved
**8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.**
the homeowner
**9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.**
the crying at the end
**10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.**
selling your sister to the donkey show guy
**BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.**
hurt back from when the ceiling hook breaks
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### Author:  [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/58 "2008-08-28T13:58:14Z")
Freekalette, the laughs I’ve had going through these responses, makes me feel that we’d be selfish not to share such joyous abandonment, and so I’m going to ask if you’d mind me taking your feud on tour, or at least try it out on another less-civilised site. Would you mind?
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### Author:  [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/59 "2008-08-28T15:00:18Z")
You can have it, **ivan**. But if/when you get a reality show deal, I want 2% of the cut, mmkay? 😉
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### Author:  [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/60 "2008-08-28T15:17:12Z")
[QUOTE=freekalette]
You can have it, **ivan**. But if/when you get a reality show deal, I want 2% of the cut, mmkay? 😉
[/QUOTE]
Thanks, freekalette. I’m not going to impose any rules on the feud, as they’ll think it’s like homework, and rebel. But if I get any noteworthy responses, I promise I’ll share them, if you want?
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