# freekalette's Laid-Back Sex Feud \[Game Over\]
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [August 27, 2008, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381 "2008-08-27T03:01:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Kinthalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kinthalis)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/61 "2008-08-28T15:44:23Z")
1. Chocolate
2. Oh. My. God.
3. Anal plug
4. Banana?
5. The beast with two backs
6. Threesome
7. Super model as the naughty librarian all into me
8. Best friend
9. foot tickle
10. Tossing the salad
BONUS: humping related Back pain
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### Author:  [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/62 "2008-08-28T15:48:42Z")
[QUOTE=ivan astikov]
Thanks, freekalette. I’m not going to impose any rules on the feud, as they’ll think it’s like homework, and rebel. But if I get any noteworthy responses, I promise I’ll share them, if you want?
[/QUOTE]
Sure, that’d be swell! I’m all about the humor, in case you hadn’t noticed.
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### Author:  [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/63 "2008-08-28T15:55:50Z")
**1. Oyster**
**2. Oh God!**
**3. Inflatable doll**
**4. Shoes**
**5. Making love**
**6. Asian girl**
**7. Landing the job of "supermodel impregnator"**
**8. Our kid**
**9. Handjob**
**10. Anal**
**BONUS: Rug burn**
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### Author:  [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/64 "2008-08-28T16:02:26Z")
[QUOTE=freekalette]
I do. How in the _fuck_ do you accomplish something like that?!
(Perhaps tell in a spoiler tag, for the squeamish?)
[/QUOTE]
Probably involves braces.
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/65 "2008-08-28T16:05:21Z")
1. Whipped Cream
2. Oh God!
3. Dildo
4. Shoes
5. Doin’ It
6. Threeway
7. Group Orgy
8. Child
9. Hand Job
10. Felching
Bonus: Pulled Groin Muscle
1. This should be a conch answer amongst dopers
Bonus… don’t laugh it happens! :o
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### Author:  [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/66 "2008-08-28T17:52:36Z")
BTW, SwampBear is #52.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/67 "2008-08-28T18:38:48Z")
This is one fun feud.
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### Author:  [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/68 "2008-08-28T20:07:12Z")
1. Chocolate
2. Oh God!
3. I dunno. What does “emabarassing” mean? 😃 - real answer - dildo
4. Cucumber
5. Boinking, and the correct spelling in the question is “euphemism.” (I guess I qualify for the most uptight person on the laid-back test, eh?)
6. Spouse welcomes me home wearing nothing but a smile.
7. Halle Berry welcomes me home wearing nothing but a smile.
8. Child
9. Hand-job.
10. Incest
BONUS: Charlie horse.
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### Author:  [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/69 "2008-08-28T20:15:41Z")
Here’s the least typical example of The Laid Back Sex Feuds (indecent) exposure elsewhere.
> [@](#):
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> 1. Name a food associated with sex. Whipped cream
> 2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm. Gimme more??
> 3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store. A BOB
> 4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?
> 5. Give a euphimism for sex.
> 6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
> 7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
> 8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
> 9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
> 10. Give a “taboo” sexual act. Anal sex
> 11. Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.
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> I am not answering the rest.
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> P.S. What’s teabagging?
😃
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### Author:  [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/70 "2008-08-28T20:16:52Z")
[QUOTE=photopat]
BTW, SwampBear is #52.
[/QUOTE]
Thanks, **photopat** , you beat me to it.
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/71 "2008-08-28T20:40:17Z")
> [@freekalette](#):
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> And just because I like to bite off as much as I can possibly chew, it’ll stay open until we get 100 entries, or until Tuesday September 2 at noon, whichever comes first.
I think she’s letting it go to 100.
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### Author:  [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/72 "2008-08-28T21:11:29Z")
1. Name a food associated with sex.
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.
4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?
5. Give a euphimism for sex.
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.
11. oysters
12. Oh yes, yes!
13. a dildo
14. finger
15. horizontal mambo
16. three-way
17. bondage
18. kid
19. cunnilingus
20. anal sex
Uh…of course, this is all what I -think- others will say … yeah… that’s it. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/73 "2008-08-28T21:18:45Z")
ETA: oops!
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### Author:  [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/74 "2008-08-28T21:51:06Z")
[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn]
I think she’s letting it go to 100.
[/QUOTE]
Ah. I missed that. Cool.
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### Author:  [@Moment\_Slayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moment_Slayer)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/75 "2008-08-28T22:48:23Z")
[QUOTE=freekalette]
I do. How in the _fuck_ do you accomplish something like that?!
(Perhaps tell in a spoiler tag, for the squeamish?)
[/QUOTE]
Story from a former girlfriend who like to try things…something about falling off a chair…
She was fun to be with for a while…
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### Author:  [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2008, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/76 "2008-08-29T01:27:08Z")
1. Whipped Cream
2. Oh God
3. Penis Pump
4. Car
5. Nookie
6. Threesome
7. Sleeping with girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s best friend
8. Children
9. Cunnilingus
10. Rimming
BONUS: Sprained Knee
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### Author:  [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2008, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/77 "2008-08-29T01:29:36Z")
[QUOTE=freekalette]
**1. Name a food associated with sex.** oysters
**2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.** Oh God
**3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.** butt plug
**4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?** gold card (OK, I got nothing)
**5. Give a euphimism for sex.** boinking
**6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?** dress up
**7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?** threesome
**8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.** small child
**9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.** cunnilingus
**10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.** bestiality
**BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.** leg cramp
[/QUOTE]
Oslo the Unimaginative
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### Author:  [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2008, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/78 "2008-08-29T01:32:11Z")
1. Whipped cream
2. oh god
3. paddle
4. bra
5. doing the deed
6. public sex
7. tied up
8. child
9. kissing
10. necrophelia
pulled groin
Hey-- question: what are you going to do about people’s answers after the Friday-Monday posts get lost?
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### Author:  [@tesseract](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tesseract)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2008, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/79 "2008-08-29T07:21:18Z")
1. strawberries
2. Oh God
3. Viagra?
4. shower
5. Doing the nasty
6. roleplay
7. two women one man
8. kid
9. cunnilingus
10. anal sex
BONUS: back strain
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### Author:  [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2008, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/80 "2008-08-29T07:56:23Z")
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Cherries
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2.
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"Oh God!"
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3.
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Penis Pump
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Lips
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Horizontal Mambo
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6.
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Roll Playing
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7.
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faithfool and Alice Cooper :(
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8.
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Child
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Cunnilingus
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10. Rimming
BONUS: Sore Throat
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