# freekalette's Laid-Back Sex Feud \[Game Over\]
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [August 27, 2008, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381 "2008-08-27T03:01:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
**Page:** 5
### Author:  [@DellieM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DellieM)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2008, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/81 "2008-08-29T08:08:41Z")
1. Name a food associated with sex. Oysters
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm. Haaaarrrrrrddddderrrrrr!!
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store. Anal lube
4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal? Leather
5. Give a euphimism for sex. The Beast with two backs and no feet on the floor
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen? Sex with a stranger
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen? Sex with a hot guy who buys me for $1m
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse. Son
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act. mutual masturbation
10. Give a “taboo” sexual act. golden showers
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act. lockjaw
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### Author:  [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2008, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/82 "2008-08-29T08:33:59Z")
Oysters
Oh God
Butt plug
Shower sprayer
Horizontal mambo
oral sex
3 way
kids
kissing
anal
Carpet Burn
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### Author:  [@Moment\_Slayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moment_Slayer)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2008, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/83 "2008-08-29T12:18:39Z")
[QUOTE=IvoryTowerDenizen]
1. Whipped cream
2. oh god
3. paddle
4. bra
5. doing the deed
6. public sex
7. tied up
8. child
9. kissing
10. necrophelia
pulled groin
Hey-- question: what are you going to do about people’s answers after the Friday-Monday posts get lost?
[/QUOTE]
I think its just for the freak of it at this stage…
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2008, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/84 "2008-08-29T12:56:09Z")
1. Oysters
2. Oh God
3. Inflatable love doll
4. Woman
5. Doing it
6. Sex in public place
7. Sex with celebrity
8. Child
9. Handjob
10. Anal
BONUS: Scratchs on back
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### Author:  [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/85 "2008-09-02T15:46:15Z")
:smack::smack:I’M AN IDIOT!!:smack::smack:
I had y’all PM me if you wanted your answers reposted, and of course weekend PMs got deleted along with everything else. So, once again:
If you want your feud answers from the Lost Weekend to count, let me know and I will repost them. Otherwise, you won’t get credit.
Gah, let’s just be safe and say that I will _not_ be attempting this again. Oh brother…
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### Author:  [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2008, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/86 "2008-09-02T17:31:35Z")
I’m good to go. Re-post away! And thanks for doing this. I can’t imagine it’s easy or fun scoring one of these things, but on top of the upgrade hassle, you’ve been a real trooper.
Good luck!!
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### Author:  [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2008, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/87 "2008-09-02T22:17:10Z")
Umm, **faithfool**?? Yours is still up there, as it was before the weekend. _squeezes **faitfool** ’s noggin_ Hmmm, not quite ripe yet. 😛
If I don’t hear from anyone else before midnight, I’ll go ahead and close it out, so I can get around to scoring.
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### Author:  [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)
#### Post date: [September 3, 2008, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freekalettes-laid-back-sex-feud-game-over/461381/88 "2008-09-03T00:32:07Z")
Wine. No not as a social lubricant (not that that doesn’t help) but as an enema.
Oh yes, oh god.
Scat films. Ick.
Clothespins.
Getting some.
Sex in public. Particularly in the sort of clubs where people would be happy to watch.
Puppy dogs. I had a Dom who wanted me to and I found myself fantasizing about it just because he was so into the idea, but…not going to happen.
Mom. She’s never walked in on actual sex but sh egot a pretty good eyefull of my SO’s charmes once.
69
I don’t know from taboos. Just the stuff I would do and the stuff I wouldn’t.
Bonus: a sore ass.
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