# Freestyle for me people! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 3, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freestyle-for-me-people/79475 "2001-09-03T03:17:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![NHL7890](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c4cdca/32.png) [@NHL7890](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NHL7890)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freestyle-for-me-people/79475/1 "2001-09-03T03:17:09Z")
Yes, yes I must confess I am the best, don’t test…wow I am an awesome rapper, someone give me an award. Lets hear your freestyle now! (I was bored, and feeling like acting immature) ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freestyle-for-me-people/79475/2 "2001-09-03T03:24:23Z")
Kick it! I’m wearing socks don’t knock my socks they rock I’ll give you something to talk about Gimme a shout- out Break it down, y’all! ---
**Author:** ![LoverBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@LoverBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LoverBoy)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freestyle-for-me-people/79475/3 "2001-09-03T03:44:42Z")
some freestyle: gawwwwd, he be the man made us all to his plan but we nasty we bad we make him mad we be sin-sin-sinnin while the devil grinnin repent yoself cause judgement comin apocalypse, gonna send you runnin word! god’s fresh n’ dope god’s embodied in da pope we gotta get togetha and harmonize gotta get togetha, proselytize! proselytize! (I did have to look up how to spell proselytize.) - Rob ---
**Author:** ![Qwertyasdfg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ecc23a/32.png) [@Qwertyasdfg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwertyasdfg)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freestyle-for-me-people/79475/4 "2001-09-03T03:50:23Z")
I catch a fag, 3 o’clock in the morn on the block all alone and shove a glock to his dome and tell him “give it up quick, you nitwit dont try to get slick or ima let this 4 5th spit and leave your shit split prick” Bust it Hey yo, I just left the studio, and it’s about 2 in the morn’ I just finished doin a song Now I’m ready for sleep But first I want spaghetti to eat In this good Italian restaurant right up the street So I jumped in the jeep, stash the heat under the seat Then I got a beep My voice is harsh, barely can speak I called back on the cell It’s Coley, mad as hell He told me to listen well as he started to yell “I just seen Mike and Ben with your wife and a friend And they just got a room in the Holiday Inn” “It’s my wife, you sure?” “Yeah I’m sure I saw the whore as soon she walked through the door” “Yo, say no more, which one?” “The one in Jersey, son, right over the bridge” “We goin’ hurt those hoes” “And hurt both of them kids” Now I’m in the Range Switchin lanes, doin a buck 'n change I can’t wait to touch the lames and them fuckin dames Reach the destination, grab the heat without no hesitation These niggas fuckin up my reputation I saw Coleone holdin the chrome Ice-grill, lookin like he had a license to kill And he had somebody else with 'em playin the cup Lookin like he can’t wait to start sprayin shit up “Yo, who that in the background?” “It’s Tommy Giss” “Oh, I didn’t recognise you with your hat down Son you ready, we got this whole shit mapped out” “Yeah, wo goin to take the backroute And pull our gats out and throw our mask on We ain’t leavin till everyone’s dead and all the cash gone” “We goin to get our laugh on when we’re through But right now we got a job to do” “So let’s do it” Hey yo, I stepped to the deskclerk Put the gat to her dress-shirt Told her to listen up before she get hurt “They just walked in, party of four, two chicks, two males What room they got?” She paused and said “212” Took the steps now I’m out of breath I gotta stop smokin Them cigarettes goin be the cause of my death My heart beatin fast now, cause it’s about to pop off Saw the door, let the glock off, tore the lock off Took a deep breath, then ran inside at a quick pase I felt disgraced, I should’ve shot the bitch in the face Then my other two niggas ran in Each had a cannon Ready to take care, how we done planned it “These two crab cats, we know they hustle upstate” We know they got stacks Cause they don’t move with nothin but weight We got the cuffs and the ducktape and put it to use Then told 'em when this is over we be lettin 'em loose “Hey man, I kicked Mike in his face So I just had your back You wanna live and tell my nigga where the stash at” He gave me the address then I ran outside But first I took the keys to his van outside And when I got there, I found 50 keys in a stash A 100 pound of grass, and 2 million in cash I was dumb glad The sit didn’t fit in one bag So I got three, filled ‘em all up to the teeth And put the bags in the van, then I locked the truck When I got back, Coley done popped them punks "Hey yo’, fuck it L, we might as well pop these studs" Man that’s four bodies Two outta-towners and two hotties And after that we ain’t sleep for three days We hit the PJ’s, split the money threeways Now we all laughin hard, gettin nice and weeded Celebratin nigga, heist completed ---
**Author:** ![NHL7890](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c4cdca/32.png) [@NHL7890](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NHL7890)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freestyle-for-me-people/79475/5 "2001-09-03T03:52:24Z")
Gotta get on the grind Pop in the clip of my nine And bitch if you slip You hit the chalk and fall in the night time Gotta get mine Ain’t takin no shorts or no losses Hop on the phone Callin’ my nigga sin at home Polishin’ that MAC-10 crome Gotta a lick so bring yo shit Cause once again it’s on To the dome with a fifth of burb we wig to the curb so we swerve And rolled out to pick up the triple six thug And follow the murder for robbin the dooehouse Smoke jump outta me bong So high, now comin’ to slay with four grenades and a gauge I’m a play, watch all ‘em fall in the grave and lay Pullin’ in the driveway, Wish spotted the place and quickly rolled up Bulldozed through the living room Hopped out of the car and started to blow up Buck, Buck, and a kaboom Me blew all them bodies all over the room Them doomed And gotta move fast, why? The po-po’s comin’ Snatch up me yummy So nigga don’t think it’s funny I’m comin’ up quick in the niine-quat Cause Flesh be lovin’ this money I’m given uo love to the hustlas All them St.Clair thugstas makin’ that money stayin’ on your feet And you better believe gotta have that cheese For the green leaves, never catch me sleep Stay on the grind, get mine Stayin’ down for mine crime, and I hit up the nine-nine Givin’ up that llelo, makin’ me sale, twenties nickles and dimes Beat up and stick up a lick up, that two-eleven Gotta get what’s mine, then bailin’ Me kickin’ up dust, I’m trailin Feelin one-eight-seven That’s how it is, and I gotsta have it in the nine-quat Mission to check a mill and still be real Thuggin’ on the glock-glock,creepin on a come up Won’t sleep till I’m done up Gotta blaze me blunt up, hunt up another plot and scheme Gotta make some green, cause soldiers nut up, What up? Gotta get that buisness on, even though the buddah run me, stun me Feelin’ lovely, but I’m just in it for he love of the money ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freestyle-for-me-people/79475/6 "2001-09-03T03:55:12Z")
You guys are making me look bad I feel sad I suck at rap My freestyling is crap ---
**Author:** ![NHL7890](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c4cdca/32.png) [@NHL7890](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NHL7890)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freestyle-for-me-people/79475/7 "2001-09-03T05:38:13Z")
Hey dont worry that your rhymes are sloppy The whole section I just pasted was a copy\*! (\*Bone~Thugs~N Harmony, “Foe the love of money”) And so was qwerty’s! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freestyle-for-me-people/79475/8 "2001-09-03T16:14:58Z")
Posting the complete lyrics to songs (no matter _how_ bad they are) is a no-no around here. Just a friendly little reminder from one Doper to another. Word to ya motha. Or something. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freestyle-for-me-people/79475/9 "2001-09-03T16:24:34Z")
**Yo!** _Yo?_ **Yo!** ---
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/freestyle-for-me-people/79475/10 "2001-09-03T17:27:50Z")
(turn it up, yo!) From mah head to mah toes I like bitches ‘n’ hoes I stick ‘em in through my mouth And pull ‘em out through my nose I’m all about cash money I gots all of da honeyz And when I’m bustin’ a rhyme Ain’t no one thinks it’s funny ‘Cause if you do And I catch you I bust a _cap_ in yo ass And leave a mess dat’s bloody! I sellz drugz fo a livin’ And da props I be givin’ Goes out to mah homiez ‘Cause they mout(h)s be all foamiez Dey some bad mothafuckaz You don’ wanna fuck wit dem Dey’ll waste yo ass And takes yo wimm_enz!_ UH! Dat’s what I’m talkin’ 'bout, yo. Peace out…