Freight train carrying hot asphalt, molten sulfur plunges into Yellowstone River

[LSLGuy]

Kinda like this recent gem:

You thought your school lunches were bad

Chinese school lunch officials are forced to concede that a mysterious chunk of meat found by a student in a school lunch was not a piece of duck neck (apparently a delicacy) but rather a rat’s head. But for quite a while, they were adamant it was a valid piece of desirable meat, even convincing the student to publicly repudiate the claim it was a rat head.

IMO Post #3 was especially tangy in that thread. In a Doperish sort of way.