# French Asshats

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 2, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872 "2003-04-02T03:07:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/21 "2003-04-02T09:00:07Z")

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Too true. “Spotted Dicks” would have had a much better ring to it.

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**Author:** ![Ben\_Hicks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Ben\_Hicks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ben_Hicks)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/22 "2003-04-02T09:00:57Z")

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P.S. Would it be possible to maybe come up with a frowning ‘putz’ smilie? Perhaps flipping the bird? And maybe saying ‘Fuckin’ Moron!’ insteada ‘putz’? It’d definately be more applicable to threads like this.  
[sub]A little mohawk would also look pretty cool[/sub]

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/23 "2003-04-02T09:01:57Z")

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“Rosbif” is in fact mildly insulting (in a French context) - it’s the French equivalent of “Frog”.

Aside from the deep insult, how stupid is it to tell dead people to go home?

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/24 "2003-04-02T09:09:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jjimm \*  
> \*\*“Rosbif” is in fact mildly insulting (in a French context) - it’s the French equivalent of “Frog”.
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> Aside from the deep insult, how stupid is it to tell dead people to go home? \*\*

[About as stupid as it is to want bring home a bunch of dead people because you’re having a spat with the country they’re buried in.](http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/03/13/sprj.irq.congress.france/index.html)

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**Author:** ![GusNSpot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gusnspot/32/436_2.png) [@GusNSpot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GusNSpot)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/25 "2003-04-02T09:15:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sionach \*  
> \*\*It’s a very shitty (and cowardly!) thing to do, but it definitely should not be taken as representative of the majority of French people. Remember in the US, there were Muslim Mosques vandalised following 9/11 . . . there are asshats in every country. \*\*

Les see here, disagreeing with American policy about a fight somewhere else is the same as the death and destruction from 9-11?

All asshats are asshats, I agree.

A lot of Americans have been pissed at France for many things over the years and have not desecrated the graves of the French who have helped the US and are buried here. Don’t think the British have done that either.

All asshats are asshats, I agree.

I wonder if the French would have more or less asshats than the Americans if some Muslims were to take out the Eiffel Tower, the Louvre and 3000 +/- innocent civilians?

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/26 "2003-04-02T10:23:44Z")

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It’s a disgrace that idiots like this are still breathing.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/27 "2003-04-02T10:50:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GusNSpot \*  
> **Les see here, disagreeing with American policy about a fight somewhere else is the same as the death and destruction from 9-11?**

Why pretend that this is the point **Sionach** was trying to make. The equation was dealing with reactionary assholes, not the event that provoked them.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/28 "2003-04-02T11:49:15Z")

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My god, I havn’t heard anyone use that phrase in anything written about later than 1500. Roast Beef. Because, supposedly, that was all brits ate, as well as their tendency to become red and flushed in the face.

Pretty much a direct counterpart to ‘Frogs’.

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**Author:** ![Deptford](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Deptford](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deptford)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/29 "2003-04-02T11:51:38Z")

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“Le Roast-Beefs” is the traditional French term for us Brits, dating back at least as far as the 100 years war. Mildy disparaging , it’s used in the same way as we would refer to the french as “Frogs”.

Both insults of course refering to our culinary habits.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/30 "2003-04-02T12:07:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Deptford \*  
> \*\*“Le Roast-Beefs” is the traditional French term for us Brits, dating back at least as far as the 100 years war. Mildy disparaging , it’s used in the same way as we would refer to the french as “Frogs”. \*\*

Do you mean this in the same way as my post above that says exactly the same thing? 😉

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**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/31 "2003-04-02T12:08:32Z")

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- what a bunch of mean-spirited little assholes. Is it me, or do we see the absolutely _worst_ side of people these days ?

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**Author:** ![Deptford](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Deptford](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deptford)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/32 "2003-04-02T12:12:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jjimm \*  
> \*\*Do you mean this in the same way as my post above that says exactly the same thing? 😉 \*\*

Perhaps a glance at the time stamps might explain things?

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**Author:** ![Deptford](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Deptford](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deptford)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/33 "2003-04-02T12:18:50Z")

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Oh , hell and death.

I thought that was E-sabbath commenting on how we’d given almost identical responses.

To respond to jjimm

I didn’t think it was clear that the insult referred to Roast beef (you were using Rosbif).

I wanted to point out how old the expression was.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/34 "2003-04-02T12:27:27Z")

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Mmmmmmm roast beef.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/35 "2003-04-02T12:34:20Z")

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Hey **Brutus** you’ve got counterparts\* over this side of the pond. How nice that you’re not on your own. Idiots of the world unite you’ve got nothing to loose but the respect of all right thinking people.

- I don’t mean that **Brutus** has gone around defacing monuments. I mean that he seems to exhibit the same knuckle dragging idiocy that would lead to something like that happening.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/36 "2003-04-02T12:38:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Deptford \*  
> \*\*To respond to jjimm
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> I didn’t think it was clear that the insult referred to Roast beef (you were using Rosbif).
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> I wanted to point out how old the expression was. \*\*

I was just taking the piss. Didn’t see that **E-Sabbath** had said the same thing as well! At least we’re all singing from the same hymn sheet.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/37 "2003-04-02T13:19:57Z")

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French for “asshat” is “chapeau d’âne” according to Google. Just thought y’all would like to know.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/38 "2003-04-02T13:31:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Spiny Norman \*  
> \*\*- what a bunch of mean-spirited little assholes. Is it me, or do we see the absolutely _worst_ side of people these days ? \*\*

It’s not you. Can any theologians out there let me know if the end of days is meant to be presaged by a plague of wankers?

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/39 "2003-04-02T13:54:42Z")

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Well, “âne” is ass in the sense of donkey. “cul” is ass in the sense of butt.

Chapeau d’cul.

Va te faire enculer, chapeau d’cul! “Go get yourself sodomized, ass-hat!”

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-asshats/165872/40 "2003-04-02T14:15:42Z")

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How is that pronounced? I’d hate to sound like a chapeau d’cul when insulting a Frenchman. 😃

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