# French for 'corny'

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 18, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633 "2000-09-18T18:07:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Starbury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Starbury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starbury)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/1 "2000-09-18T18:07:43Z")

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I was going to post this in General Questions, but it didn’t seem to be quite as important or urgent as the other questions there, so I hope this is a good enough forum.

Anyway, I was wondering if anyone knew a word or phrase, in French, that is roughly similar to “corny” (ex: the fairy tale ending of that movie was corny).

My friend was unable to grasp the meaning of the word, so I am hoping a French translation would help.

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/2 "2000-09-18T18:13:16Z")

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le poop chuck

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/3 "2000-09-18T18:14:35Z")

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damn, that was supposed to be “le poop _chunk_”

\<sigh\>

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/4 "2000-09-18T20:09:40Z")

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“cul-cul”, or so says Globe-Trotter. But she said it could be purely Quebecois too, so YMMV.

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**Author:** ![saam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@saam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saam)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/5 "2000-09-19T00:17:40Z")

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The word “corny” is so corny. Does anyone still say that? (Except Hehaw reruns?)

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/6 "2000-09-19T00:47:54Z")

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oh god, I learned the Québécois word for this, and now I forget. If it comes to me I’ll post it ASAP.

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**Author:** ![Starbury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Starbury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starbury)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/7 "2000-09-19T13:35:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\*“le poop _chunk_”
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> \<sigh\> \*\*

Well…its been a couple years since french class, but I’m pretty sure that this is not the right phrase. However, I will try the other two suggestions (YMMV?), thanks for the responses.

Also…in the context of the moment, the word corny was appropriate. I don’t know about HeeHaw reruns, but you’d be surprised how often I am able to use the word in normal conversations.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/8 "2000-09-19T13:40:31Z")

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Your Mileage May Vary 😉

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**Author:** ![Starbury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Starbury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starbury)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/9 "2000-09-19T14:14:19Z")

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Oh! I thought it was some sort of French-Canadian slang 🙂

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/10 "2000-09-19T17:54:24Z")

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I think the word Coldfire suggested fits pretty well. “cul-cul” (pronounced kuku) meaning stupid or naive.

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**Author:** ![Starbury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Starbury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starbury)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/11 "2000-09-19T18:26:06Z")

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Yup. I told her it could be translated as “cul-cul” and that seemed to clear things up.

BTW, I guess the formal version of that word is “ecule”.

Thanks

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/12 "2000-09-20T00:29:50Z")

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FWIW (“for what is is worth” ;)), “cul” means ass, or rather, asshole - in the most literal sense. Could it stem from that meaning? Oh, Globe-Trotter, help us out here 😉

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**Author:** ![Archer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@Archer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archer)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/13 "2000-09-20T00:33:29Z")

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Jerry Lewis?

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**Author:** ![Malarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/14 "2000-09-20T00:54:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Starbury \*  
> \*\*I was going to post this in General Questions, but it didn’t seem to be quite as important or urgent as the other questions there, so I hope this is a good enough forum.
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> Anyway, I was wondering if anyone knew a word or phrase, in French, that is roughly similar to “corny” (ex: the fairy tale ending of that movie was corny).
> 
> My friend was unable to grasp the meaning of the word, so I am hoping a French translation would help.  
> \*\*

“CORNY”? Damn, I thought you said HORNY!😃

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**Author:** ![Starbury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Starbury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starbury)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/15 "2000-09-20T13:40:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Malarky \*  
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> “CORNY”? Damn, I thought you said HORNY!😃 \*\*

Well, I’ve always thought the best way to say that in French was ‘voulez-vous couchez avec moi’…

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**Author:** ![Malarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/16 "2000-09-21T00:14:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Starbury \*  
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Malarky \*  
> > \*\*  
> > “CORNY”? Damn, I thought you said HORNY!😃 \*\*
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> Well, I’ve always thought the best way to say that in French was ‘voulez-vous couchez avec moi’… \*\*

Err…no hablo French…don’t wanna sound dumb…but what’d you say? In English, por favor?:):)🙂

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**Author:** ![Starbury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Starbury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starbury)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/17 "2000-09-21T13:47:50Z")

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Voulez-vous couchez avec moi:

‘Would you like to sleep with me?’

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**Author:** ![Malarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/18 "2000-09-21T16:09:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Starbury \*  
> \*\*Voulez-vous couchez avec moi:
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> ‘Would you like to sleep with me?’ \*\*

Well now that all depends…you’re male right?😉 I’ve had accidental lesbian experiances on-line before!🙂

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**Author:** ![Starbury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Starbury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starbury)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/19 "2000-09-21T16:21:44Z")

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Yup, I’m a guy.

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> \*Originally posted by Malarky \*  
> \*\*I’ve had accidental lesbian experiances on-line before!🙂 \*\*

And I believe the appropriate french response to this would simply be to suggest: “Menage a trois?” 😃

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**Author:** ![Malarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/french-for-corny/33633/20 "2000-09-21T16:31:40Z")

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> _Originally posted by Starbury_  
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> And I believe the appropriate french response to this would simply be to suggest: “Menage a trois?” 😃
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_rowr_…find me a Christina Ricci look alike and I’m in!!! 😉

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