# Frequently True?:  testicles + kick = vomit

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [February 23, 2007, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frequently-true-testicles-kick-vomit/393376 "2007-02-23T14:28:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frequently-true-testicles-kick-vomit/393376/21 "2007-02-24T00:55:53Z")

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Just as another anecdotal data point, I can testify that my first and worst encounter with a kidney stone was so excrutiatingly painful and nausea inducing that it did indeed cause me to vomit from the pain. And I normally have a reasonably high pain threshhold ( so it seems, anyway ).

- Tamerlane

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**Author:** ![jellyblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@jellyblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jellyblue)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frequently-true-testicles-kick-vomit/393376/22 "2007-02-24T01:43:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan]  
Oh, and BTW, I’ve seen enough testicular crush injuries in my career to verify that such an injury does indeed frequently lead to vomiting. **Among other things**.  
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Aw, come on. Do tell!

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frequently-true-testicles-kick-vomit/393376/23 "2007-02-24T01:53:15Z")

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Possibly with sudden blows. But I can testify that severe pain doesn’t always cause vomiting. I had a vasectomy in which the anesthetic didn’t take on one side and I told the doc to go ahead and finish as half a clipping wasn’t going to do me a lot of good.

Yes, I am one of the toughest men you know. But I damn well knew I wasn’t letting him open me up down there a second time.

Pain. Severe pain of that special kind. But no nausea.

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**Author:** ![legion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@legion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legion)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frequently-true-testicles-kick-vomit/393376/24 "2007-02-24T02:07:32Z")

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I’ve never vomited when hit in the crotch.

Spookily though, I do hit anyone in the crotch that vomits on me.

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**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frequently-true-testicles-kick-vomit/393376/25 "2007-02-24T05:39:39Z")

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Oh yeah, it happens. When I was in basic training we went through the obstacle course. One of the obstacles was a high wall we had to scale. I leaped up and was in the process of swinging my leg over when the next guy decided to be “helpful” by giving me a boost. I lifted about a foot up and then landed square on my sacred possessions. I swear I heard them crunch.  
I fell off the wall, about 8 feet, and just lay there holding myself. I then puked all over my drill sergeant’s boots.  
The guy who had pushed me avoided me for about a week, afraid that I’d return the favor.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frequently-true-testicles-kick-vomit/393376/26 "2007-02-24T05:43:49Z")

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Been hit in the nuts a few times; never puked. There were times when it might have come as a relief, though…

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frequently-true-testicles-kick-vomit/393376/27 "2007-02-24T13:14:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Jonathan Chance]  
Possibly with sudden blows. But I can testify that severe pain doesn’t always cause vomiting. I had a vasectomy in which the anesthetic didn’t take on one side and I told the doc to go ahead and finish as half a clipping wasn’t going to do me a lot of good.

Yes, I am one of the toughest men you know. But I damn well knew I wasn’t letting him open me up down there a second time.

Pain. Severe pain of that special kind. But no nausea.  
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_resolves to remain intact_ :eek:

Stopped one while keeping wicket without a box to one of our faster bowlers. Much writhing around on the ground gasping for breath, but no regurgitation.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frequently-true-testicles-kick-vomit/393376/28 "2007-02-24T13:24:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Jonathan Chance]  
Possibly with sudden blows. But I can testify that severe pain doesn’t always cause vomiting. I had a vasectomy in which the anesthetic didn’t take on one side and I told the doc to go ahead and finish as half a clipping wasn’t going to do me a lot of good.

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That happened to by step BIL. The doc thought he got both sides, and now they have four kids.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frequently-true-testicles-kick-vomit/393376/29 "2007-02-24T13:28:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Angelahaus]  
At a party last night the topic of if its possible that guys will throw up if hit in the crotch.  
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Next week, on “Mythbusters” …

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frequently-true-testicles-kick-vomit/393376/30 "2007-02-24T13:50:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Jonathan Chance]  
Possibly with sudden blows. But I can testify that severe pain doesn’t always cause vomiting. I had a vasectomy in which the anesthetic didn’t take on one side and I told the doc to go ahead and finish as half a clipping wasn’t going to do me a lot of good.

Yes, I am one of the toughest men you know. But I damn well knew I wasn’t letting him open me up down there a second time.

Pain. Severe pain of that special kind. But no nausea.  
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Now everyone knows your user name, T-Bag.

One the ladies’ side: I once slipped on the ice and landed on my tailbone with my legs in a perfect split. I broke my tailbone and the rebound made me hit my crotch on the ice. I don’t even have the male equipment, but I did puke.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frequently-true-testicles-kick-vomit/393376/31 "2007-02-24T14:09:58Z")

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While playing a particularly savage game of croquet, I took a shot to the pills from a croquet ball that had been fired directly at me by a disgruntled opponent (we were kids at the time). The initial pain just made me grab my balls and gasp. It wasn’t until I dropped suddenly to my knees, thereby joggling the freshly injured oysters, that I blew chunks, which I then fell into when I put my hand down to steady myself and it slipped in the puke. All in all, a very memorable event.

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