# Fresh Balls. Because women have stuff for their stuff. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 23, 2009, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-balls-because-women-have-stuff-for-their-stuff/518647 "2009-11-23T15:53:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-balls-because-women-have-stuff-for-their-stuff/518647/1 "2009-11-23T15:53:21Z")
> **[Fresh Body FB®: Fresh Balls®, Fresh Breasts™, Buttwipes™ & Asswipes®](https://freshbody.com/)** > > Top selling Fresh Balls® & Fresh Breasts™ anti-chafing deodorant lotions for balls, breasts, men and women. Buttwipes & Asswipes®: the perfect flushable wipe for all occasions! Balls, Breasts, Nuts, Butts, Pits, Boobs, Feet, Ass, Booty, Sack,... Yes, it’s real. And the informercial is hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![MacSpon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@MacSpon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacSpon)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-balls-because-women-have-stuff-for-their-stuff/518647/2 "2009-11-24T03:01:00Z")
Um. Wow. Just … wow. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-balls-because-women-have-stuff-for-their-stuff/518647/3 "2009-11-24T03:03:46Z")
Sometimes I just … don’t feel fresh. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-balls-because-women-have-stuff-for-their-stuff/518647/4 "2009-11-24T03:16:34Z")
It’s doubtful that I would seriously consider buying _anything_ from that guy - but _for damn sure_ not a time-share condo or anything to be applied to my testicles. ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-balls-because-women-have-stuff-for-their-stuff/518647/5 "2009-11-24T03:32:03Z")
> [@Larry\_Mudd](#): > > It’s doubtful that I would seriously consider buying _anything_ from that guy - but _for damn sure_ not a time-share condo or anything to be applied to my testicles. How can you not trust him? He’s a doctor, and he has _two_ fake bookcases! ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-balls-because-women-have-stuff-for-their-stuff/518647/6 "2009-11-24T04:02:23Z")
Fresh balls, apply directly to balls. ---
**Author:** ![GameHat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ed655f/32.png) [@GameHat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GameHat)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-balls-because-women-have-stuff-for-their-stuff/518647/7 "2009-11-24T04:05:47Z")
seems almost certain to be a fake product. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-balls-because-women-have-stuff-for-their-stuff/518647/8 "2009-11-24T06:21:40Z")
Are those coconuts in the banner on the bottom of the page? Are they supposed to represent balls or an ingredient in the product, and if the latter why show two of them?if they are representing balls and someone actually has balls the size of coconuts then I think they have a bigger problem than a sweaty sack. ---
**Author:** ![Sanity\_Challenged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@Sanity\_Challenged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sanity_Challenged)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-balls-because-women-have-stuff-for-their-stuff/518647/9 "2009-11-24T06:46:27Z")
That’ll check a few names off on my Christmas shopping list! ---
**Author:** ![Discipline](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Discipline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Discipline)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-balls-because-women-have-stuff-for-their-stuff/518647/10 "2009-11-24T06:57:44Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > Are those coconuts in the banner on the bottom of the page? Are they supposed to represent balls or an ingredient in the product, and if the latter why show two of them?if they are representing balls and someone actually has balls the size of coconuts then I think they have a bigger problem than a sweaty sack. Dude. The product is called Fresh Balls. Stop over-analyzing the imagery. ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-balls-because-women-have-stuff-for-their-stuff/518647/11 "2009-11-24T07:18:32Z")
I heard a fake commercial for a testicle deodorant called Saxe (a parody of Axe, natch) on a podcast several years ago. It was much more amusing than this. ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-balls-because-women-have-stuff-for-their-stuff/518647/12 "2009-11-24T07:26:27Z")
I’m nuts about this! ---
**Author:** ![\_cc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e19b73/32.png) [@\_cc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_cc)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-balls-because-women-have-stuff-for-their-stuff/518647/13 "2009-11-24T07:57:19Z")
Contains tea tree oil. For your balls. Wow, guess they didn’t read the [study](http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17267908?itool=EntrezSystem2.PEntrez.Pubmed.Pubmed_ResultsPanel.Pubmed_RVAbstract) [linking lavender and tea tree oils to gynecomastia and androgen suppression in boys](http://www.nih.gov/news/pr/jan2007/niehs-31.htm). Granted, the study isn’t really conclusive and may barely be more than anecdotal, but it certainly isn’t something I’d risk on my lads now. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-balls-because-women-have-stuff-for-their-stuff/518647/14 "2009-11-24T10:38:10Z")
> [@](#): > > I heard a fake commercial for a testicle deodorant called Saxe (a parody of Axe, natch) on a podcast several years ago. It was much more amusing than this. Back in the 1970s, when vaginal deodorants like _Vespre_ and _FDS_ were being marketed to women, they tried to sell men’s crotch deodorants with names like _Man’s Other Deodorant_ (they obviously didn’t put as much effort into naming the men’s version). They disappeared from the market pretty quickly. ---
**Author:** ![longPath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bb73d2/32.png) [@longPath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/longPath)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-balls-because-women-have-stuff-for-their-stuff/518647/15 "2009-11-24T11:56:25Z")
Anyone who has had a bad case of [Tinea Cruris](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinea_cruris) might consider using a product like this. Baby powder and careful hygiene probably works just as well. won’t make **that** mistake again…:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-balls-because-women-have-stuff-for-their-stuff/518647/16 "2009-11-24T16:35:49Z")
That’s funny. Whenever my fiance needs to take a shower, we joke that he needs to scrub his balls. Perhaps this would be a funny gift for him. Is this for real?