# Fresh Dog Vids. Doxie on the mend!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 23, 2018, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060 "2018-03-23T06:22:16Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2018, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/1 "2018-03-23T06:22:16Z")
Crippled dog is in full effect now-a-days, and his return to **Boss Dog** has rejuvenated the whole pack. So much piss and vinegar, I can hardly contain them. He doesn’t run with them anymore (rides in the Jeep), but he can dig a hole like a, well, a badger killer.
A few new vids here: [https://www.flickr.com/photos/155285423@N02/with/40256222094/](https://www.flickr.com/photos/155285423@N02/with/40256222094/)
Enjoy!
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2018, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/2 "2018-03-23T06:35:13Z")
Aaaaa!!! Crazy gang you got there. That looks like so much fun. Good for you!
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2018, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/3 "2018-03-23T06:47:19Z")
It’s been raining here for a couple days, so the ground is pretty soft. I took them out today, and Doxie pulled out a whole Sagebrush and dug so far under another one that I had to extract him by his tail (yeah, I know. Shouldn’t have with his back thing, but what else could I do?).
The “War on Drugs” vid is from today, but before he dug half way to China. That was the rare 30 minutes of sun in three days of rain. An Oxymoron where I live.
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2018, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/4 "2018-03-23T07:02:00Z")
You could put Doxie to work in tree planting, make extra cash. My 2 pocket dogs have painted toe nails, we couldn’t muss our nails digging in dirt.
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### Author:  [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2018, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/5 "2018-03-23T14:13:06Z")
Piles of doxies! aaah! 😃
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### Author:  [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2018, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/6 "2018-03-23T17:02:57Z")
It’s fun to say, “wiener dogs!”
Wiener dogs!
Wiener dogs!
Wiener dogs!
They’re trying to find Joe Pesci and his brother, aren’t they?
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2018, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/7 "2018-03-23T17:28:25Z")
We say _weenie dog_! Yea, it’s fun to say. My son has a sign that says: “Weenie Dog lives here, Beware, he can’t hold his Likker”
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2018, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/8 "2018-03-23T17:45:57Z")
I’ve got a good story for that, but it will have to wait…
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2018, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/9 "2018-03-23T18:19:41Z")
Oh, come on. Tell it.
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### Author:  [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2018, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/10 "2018-03-23T18:50:39Z")
:skritches:
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2018, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/11 "2018-03-24T15:42:26Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Oh, come on. Tell it.
Got time now.
Dixie’s tongue is about 36 inches long, spring-loaded and anchored around the base of her tail. It’s deadly strong and accurate.
One day, long ago, she was toddling around the yard. She had something in her jaws. I call her over, and she’s got a dead mouse. I yell at her to spit that nasty thing out. I pick her up, kick the mouse away and sit down with her on the back step.
Just then, a friend of mine pulls into the yard. Haven’t seen him in a long time. He’s a dog lover, so wants to see Dixie, the new dog.
I tell him, “Don’t let her get too close to your face”. Well, he didn’t heed that advice, and holds her up, and she fires that nasty, dead mousy tongue right into his mouth like a bolt of lightning.
Nasty!
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### Author:  [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2018, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/12 "2018-03-24T20:35:21Z")
Dachshunds are the best, aren’t they?
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2018, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/13 "2018-03-24T20:45:40Z")
Yea I have been hit with the dachshund tongue. My Sons dog is indeed a kisser. He also has the worst breath known to dog-dom. I bring certs for him when I go to their house. Doesn’t help much. He is one comical dog, though. He gets up to all manner of mischief.
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2018, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/14 "2018-03-25T00:40:02Z")
One less ground squirrel in the world today thanks to Mr. Ted.
Killed it good!
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2018, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/15 "2018-03-25T01:56:20Z")
Aww poor squirrel-y. Which pupper is Mr.Ted?
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2018, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/16 "2018-03-25T02:51:21Z")
Mr. Ted is the weird one. The one that looks like a Beagle. White and Orange, but pure Dachshund.
Look at that face, and it’s hard to believe he’s a stone killer.
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2018, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/17 "2018-03-25T03:09:42Z")
Those innocent eyes!!
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### Author:  [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2018, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/18 "2018-03-25T04:03:37Z")
This Dogberg gif always makes me of your crew, Gatopescado. There’s no keeping a good Dachsie down!
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2018, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/19 "2018-03-25T06:17:21Z")
That’s Classic! 😃
Just the other day, Dixie tried to jump into my lap, but was torpedoed mid-jump by Trixie from out of nowhere.
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### Author:  [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)
#### Post date: [March 25, 2018, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fresh-dog-vids-doxie-on-the-mend/811060/20 "2018-03-25T06:36:26Z")
I can just see a weenie dog torpedo flying through the air.
I had a Rat Terrier who could fly (almost). If you held any food item any where away from your face, it would be stolen in one quick move. It happened many times, mostly to people who were unaware of her special talents. She was an accomplished thief.