# Fried Dough Ho Needs to Go **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 1, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066 "2011-01-01T18:27:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/201 "2011-01-04T14:58:18Z")
> [@Banquet\_Bear](#): > > …yeah, but **Starving** , your still here! :mad: And your wrong about everything!!! 😉 > > Happy new year mate, still waiting to see you down under! And a Happy New Year to you too, my friend. I’m still hoping to crack open some of those beers with you someday (what was the name of that stuff again?) Anyway, it’s good to hear from you. It’s been a while. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/202 "2011-01-04T14:59:22Z")
> [@Banquet\_Bear](#): > > oops… > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=353800&highlight=brightpenny+loathsome](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=353800&highlight=brightpenny+loathsome) Not to reopen debate on that subject, but apart from the OP, which was over the top, most people were quite right in calling her out. I’m surprised that everyone let her comparison to being lynched go without rebuke. Lynched and gang raped! Wow! ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/203 "2011-01-04T15:11:54Z")
> [@Banquet\_Bear](#): > > Lowest point on the dope for me: I know it was the same for many others. Wow! Really? Then you got some catch up reading to do. Seriously, that you consider that anywhere near the low point almost defies belief. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/204 "2011-01-04T15:16:40Z")
You seem to feel lots of things have been worse. Care to name any of 'em? ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/205 "2011-01-04T15:31:12Z")
Not really, but are you suggesting there are not worse ‘low points’ or are you just wanting to stir things up? She started the worst of it (IMO) by comparing getting teased on the internet to gang-rape and lynching. The subject of this pitting like-wise led herself to this path. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/206 "2011-01-04T16:21:38Z")
> [@BottledBlondJeanie](#): > > Clocky please stop with the rape jokes. That was a reference to a “Cuntocaust” joke from another thread and I wouldn’t categorize it as a rape joke at all other than for the fact that it has the word “rape” in it. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/207 "2011-01-04T17:23:06Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > That was a reference to a “Cuntocaust” joke from another thread and I wouldn’t categorize it as a rape joke at all other than for the fact that it has the word “rape” in it. Well so does “grapes” and we really shouldn’t talk about those either. Unless we’re talking about grape drink because grape drink is awesome. Sugar, water and purple awesomeness. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/NuTjQLfU6Gk/hqdefault.jpg "Dave Chappelle - Grape Drink") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuTjQLfU6Gk) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/208 "2011-01-04T17:44:34Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > That was a reference to a “Cuntocaust” joke from another thread and I wouldn’t categorize it as a rape joke at all other than for the fact that it has the word “rape” in it. Okay, that makes more sense now. I’m afraid you lost me on that one. ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/209 "2011-01-04T18:26:51Z")
> [@Tahssa](#): > > Well so does “grapes” and we really shouldn’t talk about those either. Unless we’re talking about grape drink because grape drink is awesome. Sugar, water and purple awesomeness. > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuTjQLfU6Gk](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuTjQLfU6Gk) Be careful or you could be gang graped… ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/210 "2011-01-04T18:41:49Z")
Ok, no rape jokes… but what if it’s a fetus getting raped? That shouldn’t count since it’s not a person. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/211 "2011-01-04T20:03:16Z")
Doesn’t matter - we don’t approve of sheep being raped as they can’t validly consent. In other news, did someone mention “Boots upside your head” in this thread? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/212 "2011-01-04T20:54:51Z")
Hola, amigos. I know it’s been a long time since I raped ya… ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/213 "2011-01-04T20:56:35Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > In other news, did someone mention “Boots upside your head” in this thread? No! Do tell… ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/214 "2011-01-04T21:10:43Z")
Well this thread just took a turn for the weird. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/215 "2011-01-04T21:11:31Z")
> [@Tahssa](#): > > Well so does “grapes” and we really shouldn’t talk about those either. Unless we’re talking about grape drink because grape drink is awesome. Sugar, water and purple awesomeness. > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuTjQLfU6Gk](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuTjQLfU6Gk) _This post has been graped by the ghost of The Grapist!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Surb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Surb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Surb)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/216 "2011-01-04T21:26:01Z")
> [@BigBertha](#): > > Be careful or you could be gang graped… Help, grape, grape! Don’t you mean rape? No, there was a whole bunch of them! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/217 "2011-01-04T21:31:21Z")
> [@The\_Surb](#): > > Help, grape, grape! > > Don’t you mean rape? > > No, there was a whole bunch of them! If you’re about to get graped, you should be raisin’ a ruckus. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/218 "2011-01-04T21:36:19Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > Well this thread just took a turn for the weird. Just? It was a-steerin’ for the rocks from the get-go. Argh, matey.\* - No, I have no idea why I’m a pirate today. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/219 "2011-01-04T22:28:16Z")
Anyone remember that cool cartoon from the '70’s “The Great Rape Ape”? He had that little dog partner who he was constantly raping. Ah, good times. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/220 "2011-01-04T23:02:38Z")
> [@Tahssa](#): > > Anyone remember that cool cartoon from the '70’s “The Great Rape Ape”? He had that little dog partner who he was constantly raping. Ah, good times. **The Roxxors in your Boxers - I raping your dog!** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066.md?page=12)