# Fried Dough Ho Needs to Go

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 1, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066 "2011-01-01T18:27:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/21 "2011-01-01T21:09:24Z")

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**Cisco** was warned and questioned why he was warned and **FDH** was not. And that was that. **FDH** kept coming back for more and derailing the whole damned thread so much that I may never know what Tracie Lord has been up to.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/22 "2011-01-01T21:10:58Z")

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Eh… there was no actual Warning handed down (unless I missed it).  
FDH was an obnoxious idiot, Cisco was justified in getting annoying and the moderation was a bit over the top; if FDH had just been told to knock it off, the situation would’ve been defused, I’d wager .  
But still, tempest meet teapot. It’s on the minor side of minor.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/23 "2011-01-01T21:24:08Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> It’s on the minor side of minor.

Not the best choice of words, in this case…

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/24 "2011-01-01T22:01:38Z")

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So? Will **Fried Dough Ho** go? Will she forego all the so-so dumbshow of the message-bo’ of the Sage from Chicago? Will her life plateau, and then sink low, until she is doing a strip show on skid row? Or will she meet a beau who sets her heart aglow and move into his chateau in Bordeaux? Go know, bro!

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/25 "2011-01-01T22:07:43Z")

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[Oh so very clever. Now, asshole, why don’t you revisit the Pit thread you posted in GD, making yourself look like an idiot (again) and actually try, I dunno, debating.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13307064&postcount=46) Any time now, mouthbreather.

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/26 "2011-01-01T22:23:18Z")

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> [@Justin\_Bailey](#):
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> And believe it or not, I don’t really give a shit about her obvious made-up life that includes multiple dating partners who later decided they’d rather live as women, several millionaires (and at least one billionaire) and a gaggle of other gentlemen that _ **prove** _ Fried Dough Ho is obviously one smokin’ hot bi-atch. :rolleyes:

Except that it was [3 women who decided they would rather live as men](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13183829#post13183829). You might be thinking of her [gay ex-husband](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13183829#post13183829) who was also related to [L. Ron Hubbard](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13082626#post13082626).

I don’t have much of substance to add about the reason for the OP, but I have been a little mystified by the…colorful life FDH has led. [Witnessing Freemason Initiations](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13105029#post13105029) and [making out with Anthony Bourdain](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13057415#post13057415) and [laundering money](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13182897#post13182897).

Still I can’t really claim knowledge that any of it is made up. The only thing I’ve found that’s even contradictory at all is whether she was raped [at 16 (and walking home from school) and 29 (and drinking)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=578566) or [at 15 (and walking to school) and 31 (and sober)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13110824&postcount=127). But she may have her reasons for not sharing all the details exactly.

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/27 "2011-01-01T22:25:12Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> [Oh so very clever. Now, asshole, why don’t you revisit the Pit thread you posted in GD, making yourself look like an idiot (again) and actually try, I dunno, debating.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13307064&postcount=46) Any time now, mouthbreather.

You tool.

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**Author:** ![Nadir](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nadir/32/7302_2.png) [@Nadir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nadir)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/28 "2011-01-01T22:29:41Z")

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So, lemme get this straight - I’m new here so plz bear with me and correct me if I’m wrong: A young lady makes a film for the porn industry at the age of 17yrs 364 days and it’s pedophile material? She makes another the next day and it’s “OK?”

Apart from any donut ho spinoffs, is that the issue starting this that people seem to be peeved about? The age of the actress?

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/29 "2011-01-01T22:35:26Z")

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Holy shit, **lorene** , this woman’s life has been… interesting. Lifetime movie interesting.

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/30 "2011-01-01T22:40:19Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Holy shit, **lorene** , this woman’s life has been… interesting. Lifetime movie interesting.

Right? She even [lived on a boat](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13050147#post13050147)!

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/31 "2011-01-01T22:42:02Z")

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FDH did apologize for misreading the post she responded to. Wasted pitting in my opinion.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/32 "2011-01-01T22:48:09Z")

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But is Tawnee Stone really dead? And why is Ellen Cherry a jerk “_as a person_”? Tune in…dunno when.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/33 "2011-01-01T22:50:14Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> FDH did apologize for misreading the post she responded to. Wasted pitting in my opinion.

If you sneer through your apology, it’s a piss-poor apology.

Anyhow, I’m certain this pitting, like most pittings, has more to do with overall annoyance with a poster, than it does one specific thread. Apparently, Dough has rubbed some people the wrong way with her “made-up life,” and her shitty attitude in Cisco’s thread was enough to make JB go “Shut the hell up already!”

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/34 "2011-01-01T22:54:41Z")

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well as opposed to a mod, because then this would be a mod pitting and have to get moved to atmb where everyone would get warnings for not obeying atmb rules. Or something.

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**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/35 "2011-01-01T23:03:08Z")

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How can I get a Pit thread? I want peope to insult me, I need the attention.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/36 "2011-01-01T23:04:36Z")

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You’re a walking cum cozy, mon capitaine.

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**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/37 "2011-01-01T23:07:21Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> You’re a walking cum cozy, mon capitaine.

Oh nice, I like that. Be hard with me, I’ve been very naughty.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/38 "2011-01-01T23:14:16Z")

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> [@Bosstone](#):
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> You tool.

I love you too.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/39 "2011-01-01T23:17:32Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> **Cisco** was warned and questioned why he was warned and **FDH** was not. And that was that. **FDH** kept coming back for more and derailing the whole damned thread so much that I may never know what Tracie Lord has been up to.

For the record, **Cisco** did not receive a warning for anything he posted in that thread - nor has anyone else.

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/40 "2011-01-01T23:23:10Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> [Oh so very clever. Now, asshole, why don’t you revisit the Pit thread you posted in GD, making yourself look like an idiot (again) and actually try, I dunno, debating.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13307064&postcount=46) Any time now, mouthbreather.

I’m not familiar with the thread in question, but I feel safe in the knowledge that you’re the idiot in this equation.

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